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Song Parodies -> "(Janet put your) Bun Away"

Original Song Title:

"Runaway"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"(Janet put your) Bun Away"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I guess I was a bit slow to realise that Janet Jackson had a new single out...
On the stage you rehearsed, dancing for the Superbowl
With that dipstick prat, Timberlake- aiming for an own goal
All the time, in your mind all you thought of was a PR stunt
You were thinking you were sexy and cool, rather than a silly girl?

Did you think your single would impress?
You should have seen the staring eyes
At what was popping out your dress

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
That ain't what they want
At half-time in the USA
Ooh, put that droopy bun away

A thousand lines all the time, people calling to complain
Can you hear the sound - career flushing down the drain
Now you sit home alone 'cause MTV are shunning you
There's only pictures on every website, guys laughing at your boob

You know we like that sight alright - it's Google's biggest hit
She don't mind a bit, but yeah, she looked a right tit

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
Pictures on the Web
The kind of site that makes you pay
Ooh, put that droopy bun away

(solo)

Did you think your single would impress?
You should have seen the staring eyes
At what was hanging out your dress

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
Justin's learning fast
Ain't a game that he should play

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
That's just the sort of boob
Guaranteed to make my day

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
Another Jackson down
She looks like Michael anyway

Ooh, Janet put your bun away
That ain't what they want
At half-time in the USA

(repeat till career fades into the distance)

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Claude Prez - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! "Stunt" doesn't rhyme with "girl" ; )
Birgitta - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
----Another Jackson down She looks like Michael anyway---ROTF! This is funny! I especially like the "outro" lol. --(repeat till career fades into the distance)--just good stuff Phil.Still laughing...
Jeff Reuben - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
She IS Michael...you notice you never see them in the same room, except with some funky camera tricks! Guess Bon Jovi had a relatively new song too...
Spaff.com - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
"A new single out." Heh heh. I say kudos to Janet for breaking through the Superbowl nudity barrier. At last - a halftime show worth watching.
John Jenkins - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good title, very good closing comment about fading career, and a lot of good lines in between.
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Now why am I thinking of "Ruby Don't Take Your Love To Town"? Good job, Philbo.
martha - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny and scathing!!
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Power Ranger stunt?...Power Ranger stunt??...POWER RANGER STUNT???? Three ones for you,Phil.
Idiot - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
PR is public relations, not Power Rangers. Three fives for you, Phil

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