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Song Parodies -> "**** Sarah Palin"

Original Song Title:

"Always A Woman"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"**** Sarah Palin"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I figured I'd better get my US election parodies finished off before it's too late...
She can kill with a gun
She can go hunt a moose
And it's always her face that you see on the news
The Christian Right's darling, she'll keep the world free..
But the rest of the world says
Oh **** Sarah Palin, VP?

Can she lead the free world
Like she's leading Alaska
You don't get a straight answer, whatever you ask her
And she mangles her words as an interviewee
She's dumber than Bush.. holy
**** Sarah Palin, VP

Chorus:
Oh-she'll get clothes for herself
she can shop if she wants
She's had practice galore
Oh-and she has lots and lots
Of forrin experience:
She's got Russia next door

And she'd want to drill oil
In the garden of Eden
And she'll fill up the world
With her unfettered breedin'
(Is "Trig" really short for
Trigonometry?)
For the planet, she don't give a
****, Sarah Palin, VP

Chorus
Oh-she can't think for herself
She ain't Bush Doctrinaire
She believes there's a Hell
Oh, if she's after revenge
Don't get in her way
'Cause she'll fire you as well

She can read off a script
But cannot do ad-libbing
If you see her lips moving, then
That's when she's fibbing
But she won't be convicted
For dishonesty
If McCain wins, then dies
Here's a word to the wise:
We're all ****ed, Sarah Palin, VP

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alvin - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
McKludge - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I believe that TT's been saying in several parodies how much he'd like to f*** Sarah Palin.
LittleCupCakes - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, another Knight under the spell of Ms Sarah, and an Aussie, too! You should know better, Sir Phil . . . great lines, though!
Red Ant - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent lead-ups to the title line in every verse.
Spaff.com - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow. Glad I stumbled upon this gem, Philbo. Sarah Palin is a mother lode of comedy gold, isn't she? Ditto what Red Ant said.
Agrimorfee - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Frickin good, you betcha! 555
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
brilliant Phil - 555

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