-> "The Banker's Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Winker's Song (Misprint)"
Parody Song Title:
"The Banker's Song"
The Lyrics
My mother said that I really should
Find me a job where the pay's really good
I shafted my company, but why should I fear
My pension is still half a million a year
And that's why
I'm a banker, I'm a banker.
I don't give a dang if that is rhyming slang
I'm a banker, I'm a banker
'Cause I'm only doing my thang
I am just fifty years old, but it's time to retire
My pension pot's eight million.. it needs to be higher
So they'll give me sixteen mil. although I'm the pits
Maybe that's what is meant by "Double or quits"
It's sky high...
I'm a banker, I'm a banker.
You're broke down there? Well, I don't fucking care
I'm a banker, I'm a banker
Just as long as I get my share
Oh, Mr Brown and your taxpayers' money
Thank you for paying me, and saving my behind
But one pain in the arse, all this coverage ain't funny
I'll fly off somewhere sunny, I don't like being maligned
Good win on the lottery, good win on the pools
Godwin out of RBS - who cares about rules?
I've lied to shareholders, I've lied to MPs
I've lied to the treas'ry Select Committee
What's a lie?
I'm a banker, I'm a banker.
I find numbers fun, and I'm number one
I'm a banker, I'm a banker
And I do like shooting my gun
Oh, Mr Brown and your chancellor Darling
Thank you for making me so glad to be a Brit
Now you want my cash back, but I won't give you a farthing
I don't want to start quarr'ling, so I'll leave you in the s**t
I'm a banker, (He's a wanker!)
I'm a banker. (He's a wanker!)
I don't give a dang (He doesn't give a damn!)
If that is rhyming slang
I'm a banker, (He's a wanker!)
I'm a banker. (He's a wanker!)
'Cause I'm only doing my thang (He doesn't give a damn!)
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