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Song Parodies -> "Everything I Throw"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime You Go Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Young

Parody Song Title:

"Everything I Throw"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I'm an inveterate junk collector, as I always find that if I throw out something that I haven't used in years, it's always exactly that size of nut/bracket/box etc that will fit the next job that comes up. Here's a song about it...
Hey, I can solve any problem
If I have all my stuff to ha-a-and
Oh, and so you go again
Showing you don't understand
I'm always needing something
Don't know what, so I keep everything piling up and up and up

Everything I throw away
Is needed in a week or two
Everything I throw away
Is needed in a week or two

At least it was free, yeah
Maybe you're too dumb to see
I know you think that it's all junk
It means much more than that to me
I can't throw away just anything
Can't you see, I need everything I got, the lot I got

Everything I throw away
Is needed in a week or two
Everything I throw away
Is needed in a week or two

I'm always needing something
Don't know what, so I keep everything piling up and up and up

Everything I throw away
Is needed in a week or two
Everything I throw away
Is needed in a week or two

(repeat ad lib to fade)

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Billy Florio - January 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Ive congratulated you on this before, but There wasnt a comments section then...this is one of my all time favorite parodies

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