Nothing anywhere
Could make me stop wearing Y-fronts
They'll never be gone
I'm gonna keep 'em on, my Y-fronts

I've worn my Y-fronts since I was little
Though a little bit of shit'll
Stick like spittle
There's been a few remarks
About the skid-marks on Y-fronts

Nothing you can do
Could make me remove my Y-fronts
I would never buy
Those pose-y Calvin Klei-n not Y-fronts

I give Y-fronts to all the peasants
'Cause I like them as.. birthday presents
You'd best understand, no
I won't go commando, want Y-fronts

As a matter of opinion you should not mock:
My opinion is it's the spot for my cock
As a matter of taste I know it's true
I wouldn't taste them.. if I were you

No muscle bound man
Could take my hand from Y-fronts
No handsome face
Could ever take the place of Y-fronts
I may not be a movie star
But my balls like being comfy - they are
There's nowhere else I'd pick
In which to stick my dick, but Y-fronts

Ain't talking bull
They're stuffed real full, my y-fronts
It ain't no lie
A huge bulge in my.. Y-fronts
If my luck's in, you'll find out later
That the bulge is just a.. large potater
Would have been a better stunt
If it'd been at the front of Y-fronts

Yes, it looked like cack
With a lump at the back.. Y-fronts

So people, when I die
Please bury me in my.. Y-fronts