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Song Parodies -> "Y-Fronts"

Original Song Title:

"My Guy"

Original Performer:

Mary Wells

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Nothing anywhere
Could make me stop wearing Y-fronts
They'll never be gone
I'm gonna keep 'em on, my Y-fronts

I've worn my Y-fronts since I was little
Though a little bit of shit'll
Stick like spittle
There's been a few remarks
About the skid-marks on Y-fronts

Nothing you can do
Could make me remove my Y-fronts
I would never buy
Those pose-y Calvin Klei-n not Y-fronts

I give Y-fronts to all the peasants
'Cause I like them as.. birthday presents
You'd best understand, no
I won't go commando, want Y-fronts

As a matter of opinion you should not mock:
My opinion is it's the spot for my cock
As a matter of taste I know it's true
I wouldn't taste them.. if I were you

No muscle bound man
Could take my hand from Y-fronts
No handsome face
Could ever take the place of Y-fronts
I may not be a movie star
But my balls like being comfy - they are
There's nowhere else I'd pick
In which to stick my dick, but Y-fronts

Ain't talking bull
They're stuffed real full, my y-fronts
It ain't no lie
A huge bulge in my.. Y-fronts
If my luck's in, you'll find out later
That the bulge is just a.. large potater
Would have been a better stunt
If it'd been at the front of Y-fronts

Yes, it looked like cack
With a lump at the back.. Y-fronts

So people, when I die
Please bury me in my.. Y-fronts

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Peter Andersson - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll second that as long as we're talking about the boxer modells, but it's kinda funny how us men in Generation X sticks to our Y-fronts even when we're catching some Zs.
Christie Marie M - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm not a guy, so I don't know how Y-Fronts are like. Anyways, nice to see you feel comfy in them! I especially love the "bury in my Y-Fronts line!" 5's!
Fiddlegirl - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Why ask "Y"? ;D
< ! ! ! > - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
~ Fly On ~ Sir !
TJC - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Really well done... ya got right to the Root-Of-The-Loom, if you know what I mean!
Timmy1000 - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Hadn't heard the term Y fronts before, but pretty obvious from the parody. Very Funny.
Phil Alexander - September 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I could have sworn I'd commented here already - thanks, guys & gals..

I guess Y-fronts haven't made it over the pond yet..

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