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Song Parodies -> "I Used To Love Her (When I'd Had Tequila)"
Original Song Title:
"I Used To Love Her"
Original Performer:
Guns n Roses
Parody Song Title:
"I Used To Love Her (When I'd Had Tequila)"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
I used to love her
When I'd had tequila
I used to love her,
After a mojit-a
Yeah she was sweeter
After marguerita
And I was smashed out of my brain
I tried to love her, Oo, yeah
One day I was sober
I had to suffer, ew.. bleah
Her body odour
She was so rank
She really stank
What she said was right, it wasn't hard
I used to love her
I really used to thrill her
I met her mother
She looked like Godzilla
Oh no, I'm wrong.. more like King Kong
But I was drunk, she looked OK, yeah
I used to love her
After much tequila
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
She was my Ophelia
She would let me feel 'er, and got much squealier
When we were smashed out of our brains
When I'd had tequila
I used to love her,
After a mojit-a
Yeah she was sweeter
After marguerita
And I was smashed out of my brain
I tried to love her, Oo, yeah
One day I was sober
I had to suffer, ew.. bleah
Her body odour
She was so rank
She really stank
What she said was right, it wasn't hard
I used to love her
I really used to thrill her
I met her mother
She looked like Godzilla
Oh no, I'm wrong.. more like King Kong
But I was drunk, she looked OK, yeah
I used to love her
After much tequila
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
She was my Ophelia
She would let me feel 'er, and got much squealier
When we were smashed out of our brains
..security code "3XL".. so close
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Phil has got his beer goggles on! Great parody here! Very hilarious! And it was nice to see one that didn't have to deal with news/ politics because it's been awhile since I've seen one from you that was just a generally funny in an open-ended topic kind of way.
Sounds like a few that I knew in earlier times. Nice job!
Tequila/Ophelia. Nice!
I hadn't heard this OS before - your write up was much more creative and probably a memory for many.
LOL at the "Godzilla" & "squealier" lines. Can't stand anything by GnR.
Hate the people who can't rate a parody properly, love this parody! Love seeing you here again, Phil!
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