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Song Parodies -> "Latex Toi"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Latex Toi"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

He was a boy
He had a toy
Can I make it any more obvious?
He wanted her
To go all the way
What more can I say
He wanted her
He never said secretly kept under his bed
And all of his friends
Knew nothing, no doubt
He'd have a problem if they found out

He had a latex toy
A big box of kleenex boy
And it was good where it had fur
She had a plastic face
Hair all over the place
He needed to come back down to earth

Few minutes ago
He sits at home
Up in the bedroom he's all alone
His mother comes in
Guess who she sees
Latex toy down on her knees
She calls up his friends
They already know
And they're all out
Looking through the window
And then there comes
A flash from the crowd
Photos of the man with his pants down

He had a latex toy
A big box of kleenex boy
And it was good where it had fur
Now he's a laughing stock
For playing with his {censored}
Does he understand all the mirth?

Sorry boy the story's out
Well tough luck, it made us laugh
Look a fool before your friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the use curtains would be
And there's a lock on your door
Don't you know what that is for?

He's just a boy
And that's just a toy
Can I make it any more obvious
He's still in love
Haven't you seen
That big tube of vaseline?

Your little latex toy
Did you lubricate her boy?
I've some KY in here, you know
She'll be up in his room
Dressed up in some costume
With the boy we used to know

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 30

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Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Bye, bye, Mister "American Pie"! (Jason Biggs, of course, not Don McLean) Perfect score...about a very, very, very imperfect young man.
Jake A Ralphin (Luke Brattoni) - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Phil. I really appreciate how artists put themselves out there with such pathos-evoking non-fiction life experiences as this. 5s for being so brave. :)
Phil Alexander - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jake (Luke) - this one's the prequel to Lubricated ( ah, I see you've been there already :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
A A A A A A A A A A R R R R R R R H H H H H ! My 'jee' key is bu__ erin_ up so when I try typin_ anythin_ with '_' in it, such as the 'Ralphin_' part of my name, it fri_s up and I've had enou_h!!! Anyhoo, great combination parodies here, Phil. WHAT'S THAT? THE 'G' WORKS?!! HOORAH!

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