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Song Parodies -> "Hopelessly Exploded Too Soon"

Original Song Title:

"Hopelessly Devoted To You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Hopelessly Exploded Too Soon"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Inspired in part by this wonderful story, but mainly by Kristof's Terror School Dropout
I guess I'm not the first 'slamic martyr
And mine was not the first suicide
I didn't really know
Why I had to go
Kaboom

Hello! I was a fool who was willing
To blow my bits all over the room
But timing was all wrong
Screwed up my martyrdom
Boo hoo
I hopelessly exploded too soon

But now
There's no virgin brides
'Cause I wasted suicide
I'm pointlessly dead
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon


My fate's to be not in Nirvana
Because I flunked my martyr-to-go
My end was unique
I went off just like Pik-
Achu
I hopelessly exploded too soon

But now - ain't doing too well
'Cause I blew myself to hell
Fuckwittedly dead
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon
Hopelessly exploded too soon

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Old Man Ribber - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody...I love Olivia Newton-Jihad! ;D
Genius Spotter - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Found another!
2Eagle - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Talk about being totally wasted.
LadyIceHam - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey there Lord Phil, Duke of iSlam ! Careful now, or some may throw you in the Slammer, SirPhil .
BabyRuth - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha! I was picturing a spoof of that scene in Grease while reading this!
Phil Alexander - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all.
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Hee! Thanks for the shout-out, mate. I was hoping you'd do something cool with the title, and you haven't disappointed. What a blast! 555
Ed - July 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thought this would be about premature ejaculation. Still funny though. 5-5-5
Porfle Popnecker - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Dy-no-mite!

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