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Song Parodies -> "Hi Natasha, Hello Gregor (Letter from California)"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp)"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hi Natasha, Hello Gregor (Letter from California)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

No idea how this one ended up like this... it kind of works best if sung in faux Russian-spy sort of accent.
Hi Natasha, hello Gregor
Here I am in ... San Diegg-or
And I'm writing ... now to warn ya
That boshe moi! It's hot in California

Here's a very ... burning question
(And that ain't just ... an expression)
I will tell you ... 'bout it later
After Pravda interview with Governator

Cops are looking ... for the perp as
Fires were started ... here on purpose
Maybe some ars...onist prankster
Or the thuggish employee of Russian gangster

All that's hotter ... than the res'dents
Is annoying ... little pres'dents
Who should watch their ... own survival
'Cause I hear there's burning Bushes in the Bible

I'll come home Natasha, Gregor
When it's blown out San Diegor
And the heat caused in my shoes a hole
For tea, I'll have the toasted sole

I'll come home when airport isn't all aflame
And when I'm fin'ly out the frame
Because my biggest fear's
They'll lock me up for years and years

So please Gregor ... and Natasha
Now I'm asking ... you for cash-a
Here's the message ... I have for ya
Send some money 'cause I need a better lawyer

Wait a minute ... this is perfict
They return not ... guilty verdict
Guess nobody ... saw me lurking
So tell KGB their arson plan is working

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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McKludge - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Durn those Rooskies! So much for a COLD war. 555
Jack Wilson - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent! 5s
ISTA - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I smell a crisply-done conspiracy theorist. Maybe a bit too soon for some, but still, 5s for you.
John Jenkins - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, it is hot here in southern California, and my daughter in San Diego had to evacuate her home; but, even though the parody's bridge did not seem to match that of TOS, this parody will remain hot stuff long after the San Diego fires have been extinguished. Every verse had clever humor (yes, even the Bible verse).
alvin - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the burning bushes part
TJC - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Phil! Alan Sherman is emphatically applauding in his grave!
Walt C - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Hoo boy... Boris, Dahlink... loved da line aboot da burning bush... Da, was Badenoff Agent 555- Out
Phil Alexander - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
:-D Thanks, all
TJC- I think "spinning" may be closer..
JJ - thanks for commenting from the area in question: spotted any odd Russians lately?
McK - Thankfully that isn't heating up too much at the moment
And to all those who mentioned the "burning bush" line - it's taken me nearly eight years to fit it into a parody: it's never quite worked well enough 'til now :-)
PMS - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
555 degree heat. Congrats on the burning bush line
Guy - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Iz dem leedle hueyechiks vat iz burn mine azz who burn 'em up evryting. KGB-U2. Only ting hotter vill be vhen ve send man to sun. But don be vorry - ve go at night. Too many great lines to mention. Fine parody there Phil.

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