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Song Parodies -> "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

One of two entries into the canon of pontificial parody...
Open these pearly gates for me
I'm the second Pope John Paul
But now I'm dead as dead can be
So now I'm knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock knock knockin' on Heaven's door


Sorry, mate, please turn around
The Jews were right, you broke the lore
So don't pontiff-icate out there
An' stop your knockin' on Heaven's door
Stop stop knockin' on Heaven's door
Pope, stop knockin' on Heaven's door
Nope, stop knockin' on Heaven's door
Stop stop knockin' on Heaven's door

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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The Pomfret - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
And yo mama 2.
Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Naah, he didn't knock on the door. Remember the signal he had them add to the traditional white smoke? He rang the bell.
Red Ant - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice Phil. 5's.
Phil Alexander - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I was in a prison car park start of this week when they did their generator test: if fired out a great big blast of black smoke, then a load of light white smoke... "They've elected a new one, too", I thought...
Rick C - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done.
Mike Mann - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
ur horrible, this song was made to note how a man feels just before he dies, it one of the most powerful songs in the world! but u had to ruin it just for a little laugh! u all disgust me!
Phil Alexander - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, so we all disgust you, I can live with that. But at least we can spell "you" and "your"
Emma - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm with Mike you bunch of twats. I figure you don't like the Pope an awful lot. Yeah. Good for you. But don't spill your dislikes into the land of great music. this song MEANS something. It was written with heart, soul and feeling. You've made a joke out of one of the best songs ever written, by one of the best sonwrites ever to walk the earth. Your all idiots (except Mike. He knows how to treat music) Idiots who, as far as I can see, are pretty much blaspheming Bob and the song that ment something to so many.
Stan Hall - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Can't give this the 666 Mike and Emma would like to, so I'll settle for 555. Good'n. :-)
littleCatLicker - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir, Phil my only comment is that it could have gone on further in verse & terse!

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