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Song Parodies -> "Killer Ray"

Original Song Title:

"Cabaret"

Original Performer:

Liza Minelli

Parody Song Title:

"Killer Ray"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

So, Meester Bond, you thought you could outsmart ME?
Now that I've got you tied up in my room
I'll give all my plans away
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray

Push down the button... it all goes KABOOM!
And blows everyone away
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray

It's so malign
All that I've planned
I'll blow them all
We're detonating
Look at them disintegrating

I'm a maniacal prophet of doom
And I'll rule the world someday
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray

I've been known to go somewhat beserky
And give the order to fire up and roast Turkey
But start on something smaller - say: Albania
To increase UN tension, let me explain t'yer
Soon there will be no land next to Poland
Italy will be totally at my command
But when they sent James Bond, secret police
I knew then I was going to melt Greece
I think maybe I'll KO the UK
Waste Wales and use up the USA

No point in guessing what I'll do to whom
Start now, without delay
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Time for my Killer Ray
And as for me
And as for me
I know that no one will forgive me...
When I go

The

World

Goes

With

Me

(Bond, he escapes through
A hole in the plot
Starts shooting without delay)
That is my Killer Ray, James Bond
Don't touch my Killer Ray, James Bond
No! You broke my Ki- ller Raaaaaaaay!
The world shall hear from me again! Mwahahahaha...

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Royce Miller - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, I love Cabaret. Your parody is excellent.
Claude Prez - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Double-oh-excellent. (That makes no sense)
Jeff Reuben - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, the Man With The Golden Pun
Diva - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Exceptionaly Good! I can just see Liza singing this too!
Peregrin - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, Phil! I also wish I could score Jeff R's clever comment above!
Phil Alexander - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
:-) I agree, Pippin. But I must admit I expected more votes for this one.. after all, who doesn't know the song? And it is quite amusing...
'Rana - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
This is great. Cabaret is the school musical this year.. though I don't sing in this particular song, no doubt I'll be waiting in the wings humming it and thinking of these lyrics with a snicker.
Johnny D - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty slick, Phil - good show! 5's

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