Song Parodies -> Killer Ray
| Original Song Title: | "Cabaret" |
| Original Performer: | Liza Minelli |
| Parody Song Title: | "Killer Ray" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
So, Meester Bond, you thought you could outsmart ME?
Now that I've got you tied up in my room
I'll give all my plans away
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray
Push down the button... it all goes KABOOM!
And blows everyone away
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray
It's so malign
All that I've planned
I'll blow them all
We're detonating
Look at them disintegrating
I'm a maniacal prophet of doom
And I'll rule the world someday
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray
I've been known to go somewhat beserky
And give the order to fire up and roast Turkey
But start on something smaller - say: Albania
To increase UN tension, let me explain t'yer
Soon there will be no land next to Poland
Italy will be totally at my command
But when they sent James Bond, secret police
I knew then I was going to melt Greece
I think maybe I'll KO the UK
Waste Wales and use up the USA
No point in guessing what I'll do to whom
Start now, without delay
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Time for my Killer Ray
And as for me
And as for me
I know that no one will forgive me...
When I go
The
World
Goes
With
Me
(Bond, he escapes through
A hole in the plot
Starts shooting without delay)
That is my Killer Ray, James Bond
Don't touch my Killer Ray, James Bond
No! You broke my Ki- ller Raaaaaaaay!
I'll give all my plans away
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray
Push down the button... it all goes KABOOM!
And blows everyone away
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray
It's so malign
All that I've planned
I'll blow them all
We're detonating
Look at them disintegrating
I'm a maniacal prophet of doom
And I'll rule the world someday
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Come see my Killer Ray
I've been known to go somewhat beserky
And give the order to fire up and roast Turkey
But start on something smaller - say: Albania
To increase UN tension, let me explain t'yer
Soon there will be no land next to Poland
Italy will be totally at my command
But when they sent James Bond, secret police
I knew then I was going to melt Greece
I think maybe I'll KO the UK
Waste Wales and use up the USA
No point in guessing what I'll do to whom
Start now, without delay
I've got a Killer Ray, James Bond
Time for my Killer Ray
And as for me
And as for me
I know that no one will forgive me...
When I go
The
World
Goes
With
Me
(Bond, he escapes through
A hole in the plot
Starts shooting without delay)
That is my Killer Ray, James Bond
Don't touch my Killer Ray, James Bond
No! You broke my Ki- ller Raaaaaaaay!
The world shall hear from me again! Mwahahahaha...
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Phil, I love Cabaret. Your parody is excellent.
Double-oh-excellent. (That makes no sense)
Ah, the Man With The Golden Pun
Exceptionaly Good! I can just see Liza singing this too!
Funny stuff, Phil! I also wish I could score Jeff R's clever comment above!
:-) I agree, Pippin. But I must admit I expected more votes for this one.. after all, who doesn't know the song? And it is quite amusing...
This is great. Cabaret is the school musical this year.. though I don't sing in this particular song, no doubt I'll be waiting in the wings humming it and thinking of these lyrics with a snicker.
Pretty slick, Phil - good show! 5's
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