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Song Parodies -> "De Blogged and Ruddig Dose"

Original Song Title:

"The Long and Winding Road"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"De Blogged and Ruddig Dose"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

De blogged and ruddig dose
Dat's here od by face
Wid dever e'er be clear
I'll have dat dose replaced
Id always ruddig here,
Rud down to my waist

The wild and windy arse
Blowing out from behind
Has left a pool of tears
We're both nearly blind
Why leave me standing here,
Surely you can't mind?

Many times I've been alone
And many dates I've tried
Poor hygiene and BO
And flatulence besides

And still I take more flack for
The blocked, running nose
I ran out of tissues here
A long, long time ago
Don't mind me standing here,
Excuse me while I blow...

Yes, still I take more flack for
This blocked running nose
You lent me hankies here
Have 'em back? Here you go...
Don't wring them out right here
- there I blow once more

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Johnny D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That snot bad! It's worth three fibes.
Rick D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Heidy-ho, Mr. Hanky
Chris Pollman - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job, Phil. Very funny.
Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody!
David Chrenko - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very creative, Phil.
Guy - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I nose good parody when I sees it. And this one really blows. LOL funny, witty and clever. Good job Phil.
Jack Wilson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, good job Phil!
Alicia Bridges - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the nightlife
I got to booger
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Silver snot upon your chest, funny song, Alexander's best, one hundred tissues used today, but only three catch the green nose spray!
Claude Prez - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
You'll ged by wid a liddle help from Kleenex; great job Phil
Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil - can't leave this parody out in the cold. Blew out three Snotty Fives into my Kleenex. Now I'm wadding it up and throwing it at your parody.
John Jenkins - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, Phil - take 555 mg of aspirin and see your doctor in the morning.
Phil Alexander - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I can see the jokes about this one are going to run and run... thanks all :-)
pickle - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
It always gets you at Winter.

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