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Song Parodies -> "A Few of his Ninety-Three Parts"

Original Song Title:

"A Few of My Favourite Things"

Original Performer:

Maria (Sound of Music)

Parody Song Title:

"A Few of his Ninety-Three Parts"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Caesar in Mouse Hunt and Max Schreck in Batman
Koons in Pulp fiction (oh, yes, he was that man)
He played Hal Weidmann - Amer'cas Sweethearts
Here's just a few of his ninety-three parts

The Colonel in Antz (I mean, he did the voices)
Zorin in Bond, driving Rollses and Royces
Hessian Horseman in Sleepy Hollow
These are a few of his ninety-three roles

Kevin Acton in a '53 series
(I'd not believe it, but really I'm serious)
The eponymous hero, he starred in McBain
He's been in a lot - should I say it again?

In The Dead Zone
And in Deadline
In The Dogs of War
Christopher Walken's done all of these things
So maybe I should list some more?

He acted Felton in Three Musketeers
And played the Count in the hunter of deers
(The one with the penchant for Russian Roulette)
I haven't got through all ninety-three yet

He was Puss in Boots, it's hard to believe it
In Kangaroo Jack, too - we thought he would leave it
"Frank Featherbed" in "Plots with a View"?
In ninety-three films, yes he's done all that too

Ray, in The Funeral was not too demanding
And when he was Hickey, was not Last Man Standing
Danced his way through Fatboy Slim video
Have I completed all ninety-three? No...

In The Dead Zone
And in Deadline
In The Dogs of War
Christopher Walken's done all of these things
I've had enough, I won't list no more!

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Total Votes: 39

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Taoist - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Fantastic!
Hannah - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Yay!! this is really funny!
Rice Cube - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I see you've done your IMDb research ;)
Billy Florio - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
amazing Phil, amazing...
Jeff Reuben - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Definitely made the right choice going with this one. Great job! Hope to be there with you in the next round.
Phil Alexander - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys. I have to admit that once the idea came, the writing was easy: nearly all of the above came from the link Chucky supplied. Ah, well... fingers crossed :-)
Michael Pacholek - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
John Coltrane just turned over in his grave, but I liked it.
Little Lion - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
teehee! very clever
Little Lion - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
teehee! very clever
Kate - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
My gosh! how do you get time to figure all of this out? I guess that 'link' helped you ("chunky?"), but it's great!
Rick D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I was about to do this song, so I had to look. You scare me, Phil. Now I have to research things or I know I'll be called on it. I expect you remember Walken's small role in "Annie Hall?"
Phil Alexander - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
As it happens, I'm about to do this song again - I don't revisit old territory very often, but I needed to find something with enough words to cover the exceptions that my 'Postrophe parody couldn't. This one was done as part of a parody competition where the subject had to be Christopher Walken, so that's where the idea came from.
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, this is over-the-top great! 555!

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