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Song Parodies -> "Bills Bills Bills"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Girls Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sailor

Parody Song Title:

"Bills Bills Bills"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Not the Motley Crue song of the same name... a much cheesier song all round.
Bills
Bills
Bills

Yellow,
Red
Always more
Lying there on the floor
Bye-bye to happiness and romance.
Tax bill
School bill
Just seein' em makes you ill
Can we pay them all? I say, no chance.

Who takes away all your money
What changes "sunny"
Into "rai-ain"?
Bills
Bills
Bills - Bills
Bills
Bills.

Well
Not payin' 'em does no bloody good
It'll be you who loses
Gets worse if you're hesitating
That's when they put on the squeeze
Those bastard companies
Black marks on your credit rating
They know it's something you detest, though
The interest goes
Up every da-a-ay

So pay up
They're all demanding
Don't sit a-hoarding your cash
Cough up and pay those bloody bills
Bills
Bi-ills.
Pay up
Misunderstanding
Won't stop 'em taking your stash
Pay up and clear those bloody bills
Ain't no point
Saying you're boracic
Finances drastic
And there's no more left

Thousands, millions
Bills for gazillions
You want to emigrate to China
Or hide
In Japan
So they can't find you, man
Run and hide down a mine, ah.
Then you hear a noise behind you
You know they'll find you
Can't get awa-a-y

So pay up
They're all demanding
Don't sit a-hoarding your cash
Cough up and pay those bloody bills
Bills
Bi-ills.
Pay up
Misunderstanding
Won't stop 'em taking your stash
Pay up and clear those bloody bills
Ain't no point
Saying you're boracic
Finances drastic
And there's no more left, and
You can't put it on plastic

Pay up
They're all demanding
Don't sit a-hoarding your cash
Cough up and pay those bloody bills

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2nz - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn, wish I knew this one, only heard the Motley Crue one. Thanks for the reminder to pay my phone bill, though. Fave line: "hide In Japan/ So they can't find you, man". What does boracic mean anyway?
AFW - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know the other song, but I'll still give you credit for this...since you seem to be a good bill payer..fives
Phil Alexander - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
2nz - I wouldn't worry too much about not knowing the original: as I said in the intro, it is kind of cheesy. "Boracic" comes from Cockney rhyming slang: "boracic lint"=skint
AFW - I'm not... I would be if I had any money in the bank, though. Sigh. Thanks, anyway.

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