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Song Parodies -> "I Didn't Fart You Liar"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start The Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Didn't Fart You Liar"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I was working on a different parody to this OS when the idea struck, and I simply had to get it out of my... er... head.
Thunder pants, thunder spray, turd whistle for right of way
Trouser trumpet, botty bagel, anal volcano

Bottom blaster, shoot the cannon, backfire, jet propulsion
Anal vapour, heinous anus, let a stinker go

Stress release, f-bomb, toilet tune, sphincter song
Rimshot, relasing gas - squeaking gas out of your ass

Singe the carpet, butt breeze, play the uncorked symphony
Mating call of barking spider, triple flutter ass-blast

[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your trouser burping
Not my colon chirping
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it

Wrong way burping, trouser cough, tail-wind, cuh-rack one off
Nose death, death breath, salute your shorts

Stink bomb, blow your horn, Puff the magic drag-on
Shoppin' at the Wal-Fart, steppin' on a duck

Fowl howl, wampum whale, Seven on the Rectum scale
Have a party in your pants, join the one man jazz band

Trelblow, you da' pest, odourama, SAS
SBDs, cutting cheese, lo! The toothless one speaks


[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your bottom burping
Not my cheeks a-chirping
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it


Ripple-fart, brick-bat, sounds like the wampus cat
Mulch-matter over mind, belch coming from behind

Thunderstrike, blast the chair, decimate the ozone layer
Bean blower, homicide, sailing on the low tide

Free jacuzzi, Ben Turd, sweetest sound ever heard
Flamethrower, acid rain, firing out a panty stain

U2, backdoor breeze, rectal tremor, trouser sneeze
Squeaky steamer, nose pain, insane in the methane


[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your rear-end speaking
Not my cheeks a-cheeping
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it

HUMrrhoids, butt-reek, doing the one-cheek sneak
Flatu-lation, risk of inflagration

Blow the bowel tuba - spend the day in SCUBA
Indig-nation, rotting vegetation

Pop! Parp!, sem-tex, explosion between the legs
Flatulate, exterminate - time for you to fumigate

[Chorus]
I didn't fart you liar
It was your cheek-flapper
Not my g-ghost crapper
I didn't fart you liar
'Cause the one who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it

Lethal cloud, crack attack, listen to the mud-duck quack
Moon gas, busting ass, wampogate, sick-nack
Butt percussion, freep again, terror on the airplane
After the thunder comes the rain, buttock-scented methane

What the dog did, cyanide, odour bubble, suicide
Butt bassoon, crack kaboom, flatus flying round the room
Blow the big brown horn before methane production galore
Rock and roller rectal roar, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

I didn't fart you liar
'Twas your flatus falling
Not my name you're calling
I didnt fart, you liar
But when you are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

[Chorus repeat to fa...]

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 41

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Johnny D - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
555 for The Ill Blow of Philbo.
Rick D - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody really fills the room
Spaff.com - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Holy crap!
Matthias - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody stinks like something died! But it still is funny!!!!
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
amazing...its a fart thesaurus
Stephen Harrington - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
555, frrrrttttttt!
2Eagle - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Very poetic and altogether eeeeexelent! I never made the connection between farts and Puff the Magic Dragon - now, that gives me an idea.
Ravyn Rant - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Botty bagel?! I've never heard so many euphemisms for "poot" in my life! 555
Phil Alexander - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Nearly all of these came from one site picked up on google - a couple more from "I've Parted (misprint)" by Ivor Biggun. I may get round to finishing another to this OS, but not sure when: this one took at least a couple of hours, and I'm not sure when I'll have that amount of time in the immediate future. Anyway, thanks everyone - 2Eagle: "poetic"??? Now that's an adjective I wasn't expecting...
The Thought Police - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm gonna open the window and let some fresh 5's in!
2Eagle - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
5's from my sister, too. She said it was a very raunchy song - meaning very good.
Anny - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Lol :D This one was funny :D I never knew there were so many terms for "fart". Let's blow some 5's in here!
Brian - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Who cut the cheese and didn't pass out any crackers? Very funny, 5's all around.
Claude Prez - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the title, and the song was even better. This may be the ultimate fart parody.
Agrimorfee - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Blows all other fart-related songs away! What a bomberoo of a parody. Like a well-done fart, its presence lingers in the mind for a long time. (liked the quick nod to TS Eliot with the "WAmpus Cat!")This will be probably be my SOTM 5pts winner. Excellent, Phil!
Phil Alexander - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Ultimate, Claude? Maybe not... if you look here (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fart ), you'll find a whole load I didn't manage to squeeze out.. er, in.
Thanks to everyone who thought this was a breath of fresh air rather than saying it stank ;-)
Snake - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
WOW.....I didnt know so many names existed for farting.THANK YOU!!!
Jack Wilson - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
HOLY CRAP. I SWEAR I had this idea back in 2004 i was gonna parody the OS. This is better than what I woulda done! 555!
omg - April 11, 2007 - Report this comment
i just came across this site and the first thing i read was ur "see my chest" thing and then i started looking for familiar songs and...just...wow. ur like Wierd Al.'s twin or something (srry if you dont like him) (im supposed to be doing work right now but im procrastinating....cuz this is just amazing) i didnt know there were SO many names for fart...what d'you do??? look it up in a theseraus or something?
Me - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
That was the best parody I have ever seen
CreditCheck - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
This version was even better and it was submitted six years ago - 555

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