-> "Orthanc Fights"
Original Song Title:
"Summer Nights"
Original Performer:
The cast from Grease
Parody Song Title:
"Orthanc Fights"
The Lyrics
(Scene opens at The White Council at Rivendell)
[Elrond]
Where you been all this time, Gandalf?
[Gandalf]
'Bin hanging out at Isengard... met this wizard who was sorta mad, you know
(Action shifts to Saruman, addressing his new creation, the Uruk-Hai)
[Saruman]
I wanted him to give me a ring
[Gandalf]
OK, you guys. You want to know what happened?
(Cue the music...)
[Gandalf]
Sorry, guys - I've got bad news
[Saruman]
Gandalf came, I knew he'd lose
[Gandalf]
Sarumadman, he has gone bad
[Saruman]
He won't join me - Gandalf is mad
[G&S]
Orthanc moot, something's afoot
And, oh, those Orthanc fights
[Council]
Tell me more, tell me more,
Is he after the ring?
[Uruk-hai]
Tell me more, tell me more,
Like, that shiny round thing?
[Gandalf]
I looked closely - he's no longer white
[Saruman]
Gandalf spoke he was talking shite
[Gandalf]
Sarumanic - I wanted advice
[Saruman]
He's too grey, and wants to be nice
[G&S]
Orthanc tower, Saruman's power
And, oh, those Orthanc fights
[Uruk-hai]
Tell me more, tell me more,
Did you crush him to bits?
[Council]
Tell me more, tell me more
Of this battle of wits
[Gandalf]
He said Sauron - Sauron's the One
[Saruman]
But that moron, he wouldn't come
[Gandalf]
Sarumistake, he wasn't right
[Saruman]
So I guess that we had to fight
[G&S]
The one ring don't mean a thing,
To, oh, those Orthanc fights
[Council]
Tell me more, tell me more,
How did you handle that?
[Uruk-hai]
Tell me more, tell me more,
Cause he sounds like a prat
[Saruman]
He got sore, like, he wouldn't laugh
[Gandalf]
He got warlike, wielding his staff
[Saruman]
He was strong, I knew he would be
[Gandalf]
But he was strong, stronger than me
[G&S]
Orthanc gained Gandalf enchained
But uh-oh those Orthanc fights
[Uruk-hai]
Tell me more, tell me more,
Is he still in the pen?
[Council]
Tell me more, tell me more,
Gandalf, what happened then?
[Gandalf]
I escaped it, flown by Gwahir
[Saruman]
I'd have thought that he'd still be here
[Gandalf]
Stakes were high - I couldn't stay
[Saruman]
Wonder how he got away...
[G&S]
Orthanc's hell, but no prison cell
And, oh
Those Orthanc fi-
-ights
[All]
Tell me more, tell me more.
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