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Song Parodies -> "I've Got Body Hair"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got Body Hair"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I was drivin' my car along the A30 Basingstoke-a road
When I picked up a hippy, I thought to myself "well, I'll be blowed"
"I'll take you on to Basingstoke," an' then I saw his hair
When he climbed into my motor, 'cause it dangled everywhere
I joked that he's a werewolf, but he didn't understand
Well, he said, "Listen! Yes, I'm hairy and it's not just on my hands"

I've got body hair, man
I've got body hair, man
Like a yeti bare, man
Here and there and THERE! man
Oh, it grows everywhere, man
I've got body hair

I'm covered
Head, toe
Down below
Elbow
On my muscles
Fingertips
Both my hips
And lips
Blood corpuscles
Quadriceps
Triceps
Biceps
Skin scales
Radius
Pancreas
Bilious
Fingernails
Mid-knee
Kidney
Sidney
Intersticial
Superficial
On patella
A capella

Hairy fella
I've got body hair, man
I've got body hair, man
Crossed the deserts, bare, man
I'm your worst nightmare, man
I make all the people stare, man
I've got body hair

I've hair on
My thighs
My eyes
My flies
And my carpals
Gluteus
Maximus
Humerus
Metatarsals
Nasal hair
Navel hair
Uvula
Genitalia
My coccyx
Eye sockets
Trouser pockets
Words'll fail ya
Ocular
Jocular
Cochlea
Down my back
Six pack
Scrotal sack
In my crack

Hair attack
I've got body hair, man
I've got body hair, man
I've got hair to spare, man
It's like something I wear, man
I've got more than my share, man
I've got body hair

I got it
Dorsal
Ventral
Central
Ventricular
Varicose
Bellicose
Haricots
Lenticular
Laryngeal
Pharyngeal
Phalangeal
Femoral
Thoracic
Elastic
Jurassic
Federal
Eyeballs
Highballs
My balls
Infra-kernel
Supra-sternal
Epidermal
Exothermal

In the journals
I've got body hair, man
I've got body hair, man
See it and despair, man
I tell ya, it isn't fair, man
I've keratin underwear, man
I've got body hair

Like an'
Alpaca
Backpacker
Chewbacca
Hairy wookie
What a trog
What a hog
Sheepdog
Or saluki
Renal
Rectal
Retinal
In my ova
Scapula
Fibula
Jugular
It's all over
Lumbar
Thumb, ah
Tongue, urh
Filament'ry
Aliment'ry
Element'ry
Ev'ry entry

Hairy kiri
I've got body hair, man
I've got body hair, man
Pelt just like a bear, man
Coiffure's beyond repair, man
It's how I will pay my fare, man
I've got body hair

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Jason - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This is friggin' excellent Phil! Its been a long time since I last saw a parody as funny as this one! The 'list' sections were pretty funny! 555
Phil Alexander - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jason :-)
If you want to listen, there's a recording here: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=126459
Enjoy.
AFW - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This is tops in funny! You covered places, where I never thought of there being hair, before
alvin rhodes - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
SUCH a hard OS to do, Phil...but you've done a fine job. Bravo. 555
Stuart McArthur - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
absolutely brilliant Phil - loved how you got Chewbacca in there, but lots of sublime gags everywhere man, and a funny set-up scenario in the first place - 555
Jack Wilson - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This is freakin;AWESOME! 555!
Matthias - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Such a great parody, Cousin It...
John Jenkins - March 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Not all backpackers are hairy, but this is very clever.
Phil Alexander - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I know, JJ, but as Stu spotted I wanted to get Chewbacca in there (alpaca seemed to fit nicely, but I was stuck for a third).
I performed this at an open mike night on Saturday, got lost in the middle twice (even with a lyric sheet) but still got a rather good round of applause at the end
Jack Wilson - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Ojh yeah and you've got hair long,straight.curly wurly, snaggy shaggy, ratty,matty, oily,greasy,streamin glemain flaxen waxen, knotted polka dotted, twisted, beaded braided,long shouldered and confieeti rangled,dangled,tangled and spaghettied!
Charlie Decker - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Outstanding. Great recording, too!
Meriadoc - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
All I can Phil is: WOW!

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