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Song Parodies -> "The Report of the Iraq Survey Team"

Original Song Title:

"Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Report of the Iraq Survey Team"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

On the first month of inspections, IST found for me
Not a trace of a WMD

On the second month's inspections, IST found for me
Two buried jets
But not a trace of a WMD

On the third month's inspections, IST found for me
Three mobile labs
Two buried jets
...yet no trace of a WMD

On the fourth month's inspections, IST found for me
Four drums of.. something
Three mobile labs
Two buried jets
...still no trace of a WMD

On the fifth month's inspections, IST found for me
Five false alarms
etc.

On the sixth month's inspections, IST found for me
Six papers (shredded)
etc.

On the seventh month's inspections, IST found for me
Seven missiles (missing)

On the eighth month's inspections, IST found for me
Eight empty shellsuits [editor's note: you mean shell cases, right?]

On the ninth month's inspections, IST found for me
Nine nukes (not really)

On the tenth month's inspections, IST found for me
Ten bites of botox

On the eleventh month's inspections, IST found for me
Eleven elves on acid

On the twelfth month's inspections, IST found for me
SADDAM HUSSEIN!

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2nz - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Phil.
Birgitta - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"12 elves on acid"-hahaha Witty & fun Phil :-D
dfs - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I didnt like it...
mac - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Missles (missing)"... nice line.
Johnny D - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Four drums of.. something" LoL! 5's
Meriadoc - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cute, Phil. :-)
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all... It made me smile, though you can probably guess that I was running out by eleven... I wrote this just before Christmas, and was hoping they'd find something worthwhile for the last verse: I know it wasn't IST that found Hussein, but it rounds it off nicely.
Martha - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Somebody had to do this one ....great !
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You find it, you keep it. 555 in the meantime.
Jay W - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
'Four drums of something' just makes me laugh, and I don't know why. For the 8th month you might have tried 'metal jackets'. Delightfully wacked-out.
Phil Alexander - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, that would have been a good eighth verse, Jay: didn't even cross my mind.

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