-> "Larry Craig"
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Larry Craig he was a homophobic senator
But in the washroom his behaviour was obscene
And now we all know where he's been
Because he's been seen
In the men's room is a p'liceman in his cubicle
Undercover, he is waiting for a move
Of which society will disapprove
Copping any "thing"... what a sting
Larry Craig is straight, not gay (unless he lied)
When he has a slash his stance is wide
No shit... and meanwhile back
That Larry Craig he represents the Boise from Idaho
Yet he is doing things that ought to be eschewed
But now he's in the dock for being lewd
He's a lewd, rude dude
Larry Craig is straight, not gay, he will confide
Must have been a real knock to his pride
A hit, will he bounce back?
Inside a washroom the policeman cops a senator
And now the story's out for everyone to see
As the probing goes mercilessly
There's a guilty plea
As Larry Craig who put the "public" in "Republican"
The Gay Old Party man will now not party on
Because pretty soon he will be gone
From the public eye.. Laugh? Not I..
Larry Craig is straight, not gay - can't be denied
Now his sorry story's spread worldwide
Across the internet
Larry Craig is straight, not gay.. well, that's his side
Man, hypocrisy I can't abide...
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