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Song Parodies -> "Porn to be Filed"

Original Song Title:

"Born to be Wild"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Porn to be Filed"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Categorizing pornography - isn't that a bit anal?

..I was so pleased with that joke, I wanted to see if anyone else had used it. I don't recommend googling it - you'd be amazed what gets through a "moderate" filter.

I had to do some research for this one, as I didn't have enough ideas for categories. Needless to say, it was hard doing that research.

Ok.. so I know this parody has been done three times before (By John A Barry, Rick Duncan and Yoidy), but I think you'll find this is slightly different - definitely written with performance (no, not *that* sort of performance) in mind.
Videos of spanking
Images of foreplay
Sexual adventure
And a three- or even four-way
BDSM with great big strap-ons
Taking up all of your disk space
Reorganized so it's stored in
The ideal place

Home-recorded films of
Any girl who's ****ed ya
All carefully moved to
The right direct'ry structure
Lap-dancing on a massive hard-on
Lovely girls in a love embrace
As all of them come at once
And explode in her face

Be it hard-core or mild
It's all porn, porn to be filed
Every cry and sigh
Saved where you can fi-y-ind

Porn to be filed
Porn to be filed

Gonzo porn recording
Some that's barely legal
Lookin' for her dentures
What's that? Eddie the Eagle?
Yeah, coprophiles take a crap on
Gang bangers spraying floods of jizz
Parties that are CFNM..
Whatever that is

Be it wet, windy or wild
It's all porn, porn to be filed
Every thigh you spy
You know where it's gonna lie

Porn to be filed
Porn to be filed

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Matthias - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
This was filthy and loaded with smut but at least it was well organized!
Glen S - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm married now, man. Got rid of my stores. Funny stuff Phil. perhaps TMI, but still funny.
Phil Alexander - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, guys.
Peter Andersson - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
I'd say the manufacturers knew exactly what they did and what was to come in the future already back when they first named them "HARD drives"...
HARD KORR - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
So good a parody and so true to live. I had a computer science/art internship once to create a computer animated documentary movie. As I was searching for a program to do my work I discovered a huge porno cache and I alerted my super about it. He knew who gave him the computer and somebody out there was seriously in deep heavy doo-doo. Also recall the case of Gary Glitter.

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