Song Parodies -> Porn to Be Filed
| Original Song Title: | "Born to Be Wild" |
| Original Performer: | Steppenwolf |
| Parody Song Title: | "Porn to Be Filed" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
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Porn to Be Filed
Get your modem runnin'
For the info highway
Lookin' for nad ventures. . .
Make you come, 800K.
You can't believe what's happ'nin':
Two small girls in a love embrace
You fire your gun, and emittance
Lands on the bar, space.
Lots of rope and tight'nin',
Plenty anal thunder,
Racy pics of skin,
Lots of feelings unencumbered.
You catalog what is happ'nin',
Working at a furious pace.
Of data, you got a ton; you
Got enough disk space?
In true researcher style,
You've got porn, porn to be filed.
Go out to Fry's and
Buy some more hard drives.
Porn to be filed.
Porn to be filed.
[Repeat verses 1, 2, and 5]
Get your modem runnin'
For the info highway
Lookin' for nad ventures. . .
Make you come, 800K.
You can't believe what's happ'nin':
Two small girls in a love embrace
You fire your gun, and emittance
Lands on the bar, space.
Lots of rope and tight'nin',
Plenty anal thunder,
Racy pics of skin,
Lots of feelings unencumbered.
You catalog what is happ'nin',
Working at a furious pace.
Of data, you got a ton; you
Got enough disk space?
In true researcher style,
You've got porn, porn to be filed.
Go out to Fry's and
Buy some more hard drives.
Porn to be filed.
Porn to be filed.
[Repeat verses 1, 2, and 5]
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I thought the average come was 250K - 300K. You must be quite a man Mr Barry, delivering around 555K over the average. ;-)
Brainfart! 300 millions must be more like 300 Mb. But you get the picture (and vote) anyway.
"Emittance lands on the bar space" was a picture not needing a thousand words. Great work on a hard song to do well, all 5's
Great parody on a great rock 'n roll classic. Well done.
Know (I'm a broadband man, whatever that means), Dee, Guy--thank you.
Rated excellent. Know 1: Maybe he's a longshoreman. If you don't get the joke, ask Johnny D.
Please don't ask me what is ccccccccausing that "cccccccccc" key to get stuccccccccccccck! 555555555555555! (oh no! not that one,too!)
This cracked me up, as I know someone who actually files porn by catagory (use your imagination on that...) :-D
"plenty anal thunder" is the best line of the day...nice job...5s
Too funny, too funny! JB, you're born to parody! Or is it BJ, you're porn to barody? Either way, 5's!
Michael, Thought, Meriadoc, Alvin, JD--a Monday morning thanks to you all.
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