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Song Parodies -> "Porn to Be Filed"

Original Song Title:

"Born to Be Wild"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Porn to Be Filed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

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Porn to Be Filed

Get your modem runnin'
For the info highway
Lookin' for nad ventures. . .
Make you come, 800K.

You can't believe what's happ'nin':
Two small girls in a love embrace
You fire your gun, and emittance
Lands on the bar, space.

Lots of rope and tight'nin',
Plenty anal thunder,
Racy pics of skin,
Lots of feelings unencumbered.

You catalog what is happ'nin',
Working at a furious pace.
Of data, you got a ton; you
Got enough disk space?

In true researcher style,
You've got porn, porn to be filed.
Go out to Fry's and
Buy some more hard drives.

Porn to be filed.
Porn to be filed.

[Repeat verses 1, 2, and 5]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   2
 4   2
 5   14

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Know 1 can hear you dream - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the average come was 250K - 300K. You must be quite a man Mr Barry, delivering around 555K over the average. ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Brainfart! 300 millions must be more like 300 Mb. But you get the picture (and vote) anyway.
Dee Range - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"Emittance lands on the bar space" was a picture not needing a thousand words. Great work on a hard song to do well, all 5's
Guy - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody on a great rock 'n roll classic. Well done.
John Barry - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Know (I'm a broadband man, whatever that means), Dee, Guy--thank you.
Michael Pacholek - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Rated excellent. Know 1: Maybe he's a longshoreman. If you don't get the joke, ask Johnny D.
The Thought Policccccccccce - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Please don't ask me what is ccccccccausing that "cccccccccc" key to get stuccccccccccccck! 555555555555555! (oh no! not that one,too!)
Meriadoc - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This cracked me up, as I know someone who actually files porn by catagory (use your imagination on that...) :-D
alvin rhodes - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"plenty anal thunder" is the best line of the day...nice job...5s
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Too funny, too funny! JB, you're born to parody! Or is it BJ, you're porn to barody? Either way, 5's!
John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, Thought, Meriadoc, Alvin, JD--a Monday morning thanks to you all.

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