Song Parodies -> Goodbye To Rome Ants
| Original Song Title: | "Goodbye To Romance" |
| Original Performer: | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Goodbye To Rome Ants" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
I'm on the plane, I'm leaving Rome
I'm heading for my London home
I found out there
Ants with superhuman strength
More than half an inch in length
Were everywhere
(chorus)
So I said goodbye to Rome ants, yeah
Goodbye to flies, and roaches
Goodbye to all the pests
But how did they get
They get to that size?
I squished at least a thousand ants
That I found crawling in my pants
It made them itch
And twenty thousand roaches too
Stamped on and flushed down the loo
Ain't life a bitch?
(chorus)
Now I need to run and hide
Because I feel insecticide won't touch them
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do
So I have to take this chance
Goodbye to Rome and to its ants
And its roaches too
And its roaches too
I'm home now!
(chorus)
And the insects here are small
No gigantic ones at all, I'm home
And no bugs on my behind
And I've left them all behind, I'm home
(chorus)
I'm heading for my London home
I found out there
Ants with superhuman strength
More than half an inch in length
Were everywhere
(chorus)
So I said goodbye to Rome ants, yeah
Goodbye to flies, and roaches
Goodbye to all the pests
But how did they get
They get to that size?
I squished at least a thousand ants
That I found crawling in my pants
It made them itch
And twenty thousand roaches too
Stamped on and flushed down the loo
Ain't life a bitch?
(chorus)
Now I need to run and hide
Because I feel insecticide won't touch them
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do
So I have to take this chance
Goodbye to Rome and to its ants
And its roaches too
And its roaches too
I'm home now!
(chorus)
And the insects here are small
No gigantic ones at all, I'm home
And no bugs on my behind
And I've left them all behind, I'm home
(chorus)
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