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Song Parodies -> "An Easyjet Advertisement?"

Original Song Title:

"Herod's Song"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Weber

Parody Song Title:

"An Easyjet Advertisement?"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

The idea for this one came when I received the emailed confirmation of my flights last week, and the song itself was finished in the departure lounge at Luton... do you think I should send this to Easyjet to use in its ads?
Easyjet are overjoyed to fly you place to place
You've been booking on the web, beats old face to face
Reservation info has been sent
An emailed confirmation
Of the money that you've spent

Oh, so here are your flights, yes your EasyJet flights
If you think there may be doubt - hit that button, print it out
When you book in (for free) bring some photo-ID
We're the airline to choose

With Easyjet you won't believe the charges that appear
Especially if you are gonna fly sometime next year
For that money, you could go there twice
How can anyone compete with our rock-bottom price?

Oh, so here are your flights, yes your EasyJet flights
Book with us, and you're no fool - fly the ultimate in cool
Look here, can't you see, that it's almost for free?
We're the airline to choose

Don't you know that
We're only asking for a little credit card
That you use in booking, so tell me - is that hard?
Ain't no waiting - response is really quick
Yet another reason we're the airline you should pick

Oh, so here are your flights, yes your EasyJet flights
Sent by emails whizzing round
'Cause our server *never* goes down
If it's taking too long, must be your's that's gone wrong
We're the airline to choose

So then you get on your flight
On your Easyjet flight
Simply cheap - it ain't no fraud
It's a service to applaud
Then as you fly away
Yes, we know you will say
It's the airline I'd
Yep, it's the thing that I
The only airline I'd choose

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Johnny D - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
And so Philbo
Is plugging Easyjet
And why is this?
Was Andrew Lloyd upset?

We turn to Phil
To lampoon Easyjet
We have no law
That says they're off-limits
We need them parodized
It's all you have to do
We need them parodized
IT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!

;-) 555
ISTA - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Fluorescently fantastic! Do Ryanair next, `cause let's face it, they've had it coming since day one.

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