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Song Parodies -> "Crispy Aromatic Duck"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Bridge"

Original Performer:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Crispy Aromatic Duck"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A Chinese-food themed Red Hot Chilli Peppers song, for DarkJon64's quiz from the messageboard
Sometimes I feel like I don't want to cook, no
Sometimes I feel like I wanna buy
A take-out, a Chinese, a duck with some pancakes
Lovely to taste mmm together we fry

I spread on my pancakes the sweetness of hoi sin
I spread it on carefully, just the right amount
Never too much, and never too little
It isn't one taste it's the balance that counts

Well, I don't ever want to eat no rubbish anyway
Takeaway that I love, eat it all today
Well, I don't ever want to eat no rubbish anyway
Takeaway that I love, eat it all today

After the hoi sin, add some spring onions
Fragrant and spicy, piquant and cheap
Some fresh green cucumber, it adds to the texture
Now add the duck, yeah, together we eat

Well, I don't ever want to eat no rubbish anyway
Takeaway that I love, eat it all today
Well, I don't ever want to eat no rubbish anyway
Takeaway that I love, eat it all today
Oh yum, yum, yum, yeah, yeah
Love it, I say, yeah yeah

Aromatic crispy duck
Is the best thing to eat

Aromatic crispy duck
It cannot be beat

Aromatic crispy duck
Tasty, sharp and sweet

Aromatic crispy duck
It makes my life complete

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