-> "J-Lo's Rack"
Original Song Title:
"Jailhouse Rock"
Parody Song Title:
"J-Lo's Rack"
The Lyrics
A friend of mine he forwarded a mail to me
"I found this on the internet - I think you should see
I saw it and I thought that you would like to know:
A new J-Lopez video"
It's her rack - Miss Lopez's rack
And boy! Is this lady stacked
C'mon look at-a J-Lo's rack
I called a few ol' buddies, and said "Bring a beer"
I bet you'll like to see this, so get over here
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and ogle J-Lo's rack with me
That rack! Come on over - that rack!
Something off to which you can jack
Just lookin' at a J-Lo's rack
I told 'em that it cost more than I could afford
OK, so it was free! But we were getting bored
Just about to stop it, when up went a shout:
"Look - she's got a whole new single out"
That rack! droolin' over that rack!
You could feel 'em bouncing in Iraq
Just lookin' at a J-Lo's rack
I went a little closer, I was on my own
Just checkin' for evidence of silicone
Heard the door a-creakin' and my wife walks in
So quick I wipe the dribble off my chin
That rack! I was eyein' that rack!
Now my wife's givin me some flak
For droolin' over J-Lo's rack
I guess now, looking back that I was rather rash
The IT department checked my IE cache
I don't think they could credit what it was they saw
You should have seen that droppin' jaw
At that rack! Been downloadin' that rack
Now they've gone and given me the sack
For downloadin' a J-Lo's rack
Browsin' browsin' browsin' browsin'
Browsin' for a J-Lo's rack
Droolin' droolin' droolin' droolin'
Droolin' over J-Lo's rack
Oh, can I have my old job back?
No more foolin' with a J-Lo's rack
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