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Song Parodies -> "J-Lo's Rack"

Original Song Title:

"Jailhouse Rock"

Original Performer:

Elvis

Parody Song Title:

"J-Lo's Rack"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

It's only quite recently I've heard the term "rack" used in this context... and then listening to Jailhouse Rock this idea struck. I couldn't believe that it hadn't been done already...
A friend of mine he forwarded a mail to me
"I found this on the internet - I think you should see
I saw it and I thought that you would like to know:
A new J-Lopez video"
It's her rack - Miss Lopez's rack
And boy! Is this lady stacked
C'mon look at-a J-Lo's rack

I called a few ol' buddies, and said "Bring a beer"
I bet you'll like to see this, so get over here
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and ogle J-Lo's rack with me
That rack! Come on over - that rack!
Something off to which you can jack
Just lookin' at a J-Lo's rack

I told 'em that it cost more than I could afford
OK, so it was free! But we were getting bored
Just about to stop it, when up went a shout:
"Look - she's got a whole new single out"
That rack! droolin' over that rack!
You could feel 'em bouncing in Iraq
Just lookin' at a J-Lo's rack

I went a little closer, I was on my own
Just checkin' for evidence of silicone
Heard the door a-creakin' and my wife walks in
So quick I wipe the dribble off my chin
That rack! I was eyein' that rack!
Now my wife's givin me some flak
For droolin' over J-Lo's rack

I guess now, looking back that I was rather rash
The IT department checked my IE cache
I don't think they could credit what it was they saw
You should have seen that droppin' jaw
At that rack! Been downloadin' that rack
Now they've gone and given me the sack
For downloadin' a J-Lo's rack

Browsin' browsin' browsin' browsin'
Browsin' for a J-Lo's rack
Droolin' droolin' droolin' droolin'
Droolin' over J-Lo's rack
Oh, can I have my old job back?
No more foolin' with a J-Lo's rack

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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AFW - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever title, excellent word fit, humorous theme..got it all..555
MasonR - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done! Rack up those 5's!
Johnny D - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Might as well face it, J-Lo's got it goin' on from top to bottom!
John Barry - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
J-High 5s.
Jeff Reuben - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Rack it!
Arwen - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Phil! 5s...
Kristof Robertson - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job in deferring attention from her globe-like arse!! 555
Know 1 can hear you dream channeling Robert Palmer - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Might as well face it, we're addicted to rack!
Steven Cavanagh - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
especially loved the match of the silicone line. Well done!
Phil Alexander - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks everyone... I suppose I could have written "J-Lo's Frock", but I think it might have been missing one or two major points ;-)
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This must be the first J-Lo parody not to mention the gluteus that holds us together. But who cares! Anything that makes her look good is... well, anything! The only thing that doesn't make her look good is Marc Anthony! Come on, come on, it's her, it's him, they can't stay married forever, and Affleck is still too drunk on the Red Sox to leave Miss Alias...
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Philbo - please forward it to me so that I can, um, better evaluate your parody. And send the Paris Hilton ones while you're at it. For research.

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