Original Song Title:
Cast of Beauty and the Beast
Parody Song Title:
Gosh, it's so super to see you Macron
Now that you're coming up trumps!
Every guy here'd love to be you, Macron!
Made Le Pen look like a chump
No one's been as well-promoted as you
You're everyone's favourite guy
Everyone's awed and they voted for you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's whupped like Macron
Can disrupt like Macron
No one's shown to be quite uncorrupt like Macron
For he's not been employing his family
Unlike that rascal Fillon
You can ask any Jean-Claude, or Stanley
And they'll tell you they want as their Pré-zi-don
Who has sheen like Macron?
Drinks caffeine like Macron?
Who does not get wound up by Marine like Macron?
Unflappable in my TV debating
My, what a guy, that Macron!
No one strikes like Macron
Holds a mike like Macron
The one Big Mac Frenchmen all like, that’s Macron
Started a political party
When I fell out with Francois Hollande
I may look like Jeremy Hardy
But I came from behind
And you won!
Ain't it fun!
Who high-fives like Macron?
Sharpens knives like Macron?
Who is decades younger than his wives like Macron?
See the age range in all of my online dating
Sixty plus, Macron!
When I started to run, I met four MEPs
And my ratings began to get large
And then on TV with five more MEPs
Now I'm more popular than Farage
Who'll amuse like Macron?
Hog the news like Macron?
If you libel me, nobody sues like Macron
And it's Marine Le Pen I'm obliterating
Say it again
Who's just wiped out Le Pen?
Who's the super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask the voters, they all said who won
There's one guy in all France
Who has taken his chance
And his name's M-A-C..
I believe there's another C...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
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