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Song Parodies -> "Macron"

Original Song Title:

"Gaston"

Original Performer:

Cast of Beauty and the Beast

Parody Song Title:

"Macron"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

"2010s" as the decade because the version of "Gaston" in the newly-released Beauty and the Beast is slightly different, and I went with that one.
[LEFOU]
Gosh, it's so super to see you Macron
Now that you're coming up trumps!
Every guy here'd love to be you, Macron!
Made Le Pen look like a chump
No one's been as well-promoted as you
You're everyone's favourite guy
Everyone's awed and they voted for you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's whupped like Macron
Can disrupt like Macron
No one's shown to be quite uncorrupt like Macron
For he's not been employing his family

[BIMBETTES]
Unlike that rascal Fillon

[LEFOU/MEN]
You can ask any Jean-Claude, or Stanley
And they'll tell you they want as their Pré-zi-don

Who has sheen like Macron?
Drinks caffeine like Macron?
Who does not get wound up by Marine like Macron?


[Macron]
Unflappable in my TV debating

[ALL]
My, what a guy, that Macron!


[ALL]
No one strikes like Macron
Holds a mike like Macron

[LEFOU]
The one Big Mac Frenchmen all like, that’s Macron

[Macron]
Started a political party
When I fell out with Francois Hollande
I may look like Jeremy Hardy
But I came from behind

[LEFOU]
And you won!

[Macron]
Ain't it fun!

[ALL]
Who high-fives like Macron?
Sharpens knives like Macron?

[LEFOU]
Who is decades younger than his wives like Macron?

[Macron]
See the age range in all of my online dating



[ALL]
Sixty plus, Macron!

[Macron]
When I started to run, I met four MEPs
And my ratings began to get large
And then on TV with five more MEPs
Now I'm more popular than Farage

[LEFOU/MEN]
Who'll amuse like Macron?
Hog the news like Macron?

[Macron]
If you libel me, nobody sues like Macron
And it's Marine Le Pen I'm obliterating

[ALL]
Say it again
Who's just wiped out Le Pen?
Who's the super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask the voters, they all said who won
There's one guy in all France
Who has taken his chance

[LEFOU]
And his name's M-A-C..
I believe there's another C...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...

[ALL]
Macron!

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John Jenkins - May 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Very good, Phil, particularly the Big Mac line.
Phil Alexander - May 10, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks, JJ :-)
Anonymous - May 10, 2017 - Report this comment
FN is far from dead. Expect the Far-Right in France to continue to expand. Under Macron expect more Muslim attacks on the French people. It is not a time to rejoice in liberalism, naivety, nor stupidity.

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