I'm spending Ramadan here with the Taliban
With my idols,
Suicidal
Guys like me
By 'Id al-Adha, I'm in Baghdadh
Proving I'm nuts to show my guts for all to see

Muslim religion ain't got no karma
But I'm so calm that I've become a suicide barma

Milad-an-Nabi, try to take out a rabbi
And in Muharram, I'll really try to scare 'em

But come 'Ashura, that's just the time for me
That's when I really get the urge in
To go out and get my virgins
Do you think it's un-Islamic
To be using bombs, atomic
Spending Ramadan, here with the Taliban
Guys like me


I'm spending Ramadan in ol' Afghanistan
With my idols,
Suicidal
Guys like me
But this occasion, there came invasion
Those nasty Yankees in their tankees
Set us "free"

So much for spending my time enraptured
Those guys I fought
They went and caught
Me - so now I'm captured

I'm gonna spend a mo
In ol' Guantanamo
As a suspect they
Lock me up in Camp X-Ray

Now I'm locked up in Cuba by the sea
Just because I gotta smidgin
Of that Islamist religion
And if I weren't Islamic
It'd all be rather comic
'Cause I really, really wanna
Blow myself right to Nirvana
Spending Ramadan, here with the Taliban
Guys like me