Song Parodies -> All F****d Up
| Original Song Title: | "All Shook Up" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis |
| Parody Song Title: | "All F****d Up" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
I notice Will Tong has written another with the same title, but they're completely different songs. I guess this one counts as an anti-drugs message...
A well I bless my soul
What's wrong with me?
I'm sweatin' like a pig and my skin is green
My eyes are poppin' like some kinda bug
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
My hands are shaky and my needle too
I look like eighty but I'm twenty-two
I'm sellin' my body just to buy that stuff
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
Please don't ask me what's in this pill
I'm a little mixed up, and I'm feelin' ill
Breathin' nitrous oxide and tokin' weed
My heart beats so - I musta taken speed
My critical faculties're all destroyed
I'm prone to violence and paranoid
Not proud to say that I bin shootin' up
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
My tongue get tied when I try to speak
I been in rehab for nearly a week
My body needs a fix just to get some sleep
I'll only be off 'em when I'm six feet deep
My liver's in crisis and my heart don't beat
I throw up the food every time I eat
I ask myself why'd I ever start up?
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
What's wrong with me?
I'm sweatin' like a pig and my skin is green
My eyes are poppin' like some kinda bug
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
My hands are shaky and my needle too
I look like eighty but I'm twenty-two
I'm sellin' my body just to buy that stuff
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
Please don't ask me what's in this pill
I'm a little mixed up, and I'm feelin' ill
Breathin' nitrous oxide and tokin' weed
My heart beats so - I musta taken speed
My critical faculties're all destroyed
I'm prone to violence and paranoid
Not proud to say that I bin shootin' up
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
My tongue get tied when I try to speak
I been in rehab for nearly a week
My body needs a fix just to get some sleep
I'll only be off 'em when I'm six feet deep
My liver's in crisis and my heart don't beat
I throw up the food every time I eat
I ask myself why'd I ever start up?
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up
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Just say YES...to this parody. A thoughtful, direct message done splendidly. 555
I like it, Phil
perfect tight pacing - good one - 555
The King's obit. Good job, Phil.
Nicely done!
this had me crackin' UP! well written! :)
Ought to be a theme song for all school systems...clever wording..Elvis should have recorded this version...
Excellent. By the way, I'll need to confiscate that weed while you're in rehab :-)
Sorry, Dee... it's all used up ;-)
Excellent.
Phil, what was the parody to BRAND NEW KEY that you bought? I would sure like to hear it.
The Wurzels: "Combine Harvester (Brand new key)" :-)
THIS beats the living heck out of that just-say-no soundbite from the 1980s...chances are that no public school would want a song with the F-word played over its PA system though. Still, your efforts are worth a solid 5-5-5...
I think Im addicted to your parodies Phil...just earlier today, when "The Ballad of John and Yoko" was playing in my car, I accidently broke into "A plea for the Spice girls to get back together"......lol
If only Elvis had heard this, circa 1970...
that absolutely slayed me.....f**es
Billy - LOL :-)
Great job, Phil...5's
Guaranteed gigglemaker just by the title alone (will have to check Will Tong's later). Good subtle message, too. 555
Always love your parodies & this is no exception 5's ;)
:-) Thank you Mr (Master? Mrs? Miss?) LeeBee... or is it Luci-lu for short?
If my Mother had heeded this message, she'd be still alive today!!! (sob), (sniffle), (BLOW)!!!!!!!!!!!
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