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Song Parodies -> "All F****d Up"

Original Song Title:

"All Shook Up"

Original Performer:

Elvis

Parody Song Title:

"All F****d Up"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I notice Will Tong has written another with the same title, but they're completely different songs. I guess this one counts as an anti-drugs message...
A well I bless my soul
What's wrong with me?
I'm sweatin' like a pig and my skin is green
My eyes are poppin' like some kinda bug
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up

My hands are shaky and my needle too
I look like eighty but I'm twenty-two
I'm sellin' my body just to buy that stuff
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up

Please don't ask me what's in this pill
I'm a little mixed up, and I'm feelin' ill
Breathin' nitrous oxide and tokin' weed
My heart beats so - I musta taken speed

My critical faculties're all destroyed
I'm prone to violence and paranoid
Not proud to say that I bin shootin' up
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up

My tongue get tied when I try to speak
I been in rehab for nearly a week
My body needs a fix just to get some sleep
I'll only be off 'em when I'm six feet deep

My liver's in crisis and my heart don't beat
I throw up the food every time I eat
I ask myself why'd I ever start up?
I'm on drugs
I'm all f****d up

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Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Just say YES...to this parody. A thoughtful, direct message done splendidly. 555
Royce Miller - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it, Phil
Stuart McArthur - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
perfect tight pacing - good one - 555
John Barry - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
The King's obit. Good job, Phil.
Melhi - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely done!
shanah - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
this had me crackin' UP! well written! :)
airfarcewon - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Ought to be a theme song for all school systems...clever wording..Elvis should have recorded this version...
Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. By the way, I'll need to confiscate that weed while you're in rehab :-)
Phil Alexander - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, Dee... it's all used up ;-)
Ashkicksass - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent.
Dee Range - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, what was the parody to BRAND NEW KEY that you bought? I would sure like to hear it.
Phil Alexander - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
The Wurzels: "Combine Harvester (Brand new key)" :-)
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS beats the living heck out of that just-say-no soundbite from the 1980s...chances are that no public school would want a song with the F-word played over its PA system though. Still, your efforts are worth a solid 5-5-5...
Billy Florio - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I think Im addicted to your parodies Phil...just earlier today, when "The Ballad of John and Yoko" was playing in my car, I accidently broke into "A plea for the Spice girls to get back together"......lol
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
If only Elvis had heard this, circa 1970...
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
that absolutely slayed me.....f**es
Phil Alexander - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Billy - LOL :-)
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Phil...5's
Agrimorfee - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Guaranteed gigglemaker just by the title alone (will have to check Will Tong's later). Good subtle message, too. 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Always love your parodies & this is no exception 5's ;)
Phil Alexander - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) Thank you Mr (Master? Mrs? Miss?) LeeBee... or is it Luci-lu for short?
I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
If my Mother had heeded this message, she'd be still alive today!!! (sob), (sniffle), (BLOW)!!!!!!!!!!!

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