Song Parodies -> Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Judy Garland |
| Parody Song Title: | "Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Just a little ditty about all those "Christmas" traditions that have, well, absolutely nothing to do with Christ or Christianity
Have yourself a pagan sort of Christmas,
Deck that tree with lights
Makes you think:
What has it got to do with Christ?
Don't mention the pagan stuff at Christmas,
But make Yule-tide gay,
Send your cards
And burn the Yule log for twelve days
Here we are hanging mistletoe
Thinking this'll go so well
Christian friends do not realize
That it's paganized as hell
Celebrate
The solstice in December
Binge on Christmas food
Hang your stocking up, and lastly to conclude:
Say "Hello" to that pagan Father Christmas dude.
Deck that tree with lights
Makes you think:
What has it got to do with Christ?
Don't mention the pagan stuff at Christmas,
But make Yule-tide gay,
Send your cards
And burn the Yule log for twelve days
Here we are hanging mistletoe
Thinking this'll go so well
Christian friends do not realize
That it's paganized as hell
Celebrate
The solstice in December
Binge on Christmas food
Hang your stocking up, and lastly to conclude:
Say "Hello" to that pagan Father Christmas dude.
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re intro comment: true, but don't you love them? - 555 Phil
Finally, a protest carol I can use when people are in my face with "reason for the season" sermons; I had wanted to do something similar myself but was afraid of sounding preachy. 5-5-5.
Paganism underlies much of Christian ritual. Nothing like assimilation. Nice job, Phil.
I'll sing this when we light up the Solstice Bonsai - it's nicer than my previous: "Oh Bonsai Tree, oh, bonsai tree, you didn't cost me nothin'/ Don't have to haul you through the door, or clean your parts up off my floor/ Oh, bonsai tree, oh bonsai tree, you didn't cost me nothin'". Have some Yuletide 5s from me!
good parody...good message...5s
Yule be gettin' lots of 5s in your stocking, this year, Phil!
i thort it was fantastic blessings x
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