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Song Parodies -> "He's Got the Whole World In His Strands"
Original Song Title:
"He's Got the Whole World In His Hands"
Original Performer:
Traditional Hymn
Parody Song Title:
"He's Got the Whole World In His Strands"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
I actually wanted this to be "in his noodly appendages", but as with most things to do with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it doesn't scan. But if you're very brave, you could try singing it with "noodly appendages" in place of "strands"..
He´s got the whole world in His strands,
He´s got the whole world in His strands,
He´s got the whole world in His strands,
In his oodly-noodly strands
He´s got the wind and the rain in His strands,
'Cause it's raining again - in His strands
Sure must be a pain - in His strands
In his oodly-noodly strands
He´s got the the tiny little midget in His strands,
I hope it ain't gonna fidget in His strands,
'Cause he might go and squidge it in His strands,
In his oodly-noodly strands
He´s got the one and only pirate, in His strands,
Just name it, he'll acquire it, in His strands
He´s got a gun and he will fire it, in His strands,
In his oodly-noodly strands
He's got all of creation in His strands.
Every teeny-tiny nation in His strands
The secret of levitation in His strands
In his oodly-noodly strands
He´s got the whole world in His strands,
He´s got the whole world in His strands,
In his oodly-noodly strands
He´s got the wind and the rain in His strands,
'Cause it's raining again - in His strands
Sure must be a pain - in His strands
In his oodly-noodly strands
He´s got the the tiny little midget in His strands,
I hope it ain't gonna fidget in His strands,
'Cause he might go and squidge it in His strands,
In his oodly-noodly strands
He´s got the one and only pirate, in His strands,
Just name it, he'll acquire it, in His strands
He´s got a gun and he will fire it, in His strands,
In his oodly-noodly strands
He's got all of creation in His strands.
Every teeny-tiny nation in His strands
The secret of levitation in His strands
In his oodly-noodly strands
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Your mind works in mysterious ways :-) 555
I Wiki'd this so I knew what the hell it was about...so I've learned something new today. Who says Amiright isn't a force for good? 555
And all of a sudden I'm thinking of Frank Herbert's 'Hylighters'... never mind. Funky-odd stuff, Phil. My favorite was the pirate stanza.
long live the flying spaghetti monster...lol...5s
I didn't like it :( I love everything else though phil!!!!! (c) Phil's biggest fan
Sorry to hear you didn't like it, Robert - I guess you've never been touched by his noodly appendage.
Kristof - I suppose given that I stuck a wiki reference to the IPU for my "Invisible Pink Unicorn" parodies, I ought to have done the same here - so, for anyone who doesn't know what the FSM is, have a look at www.venganza.org/
Rick - "its blunders to perform"?
Kristof - I suppose given that I stuck a wiki reference to the IPU for my "Invisible Pink Unicorn" parodies, I ought to have done the same here - so, for anyone who doesn't know what the FSM is, have a look at www.venganza.org/
Rick - "its blunders to perform"?
ridiculous... too bad you turned a good old AMERICAN song into some kind of vendetta for your scientific / anti-religious beliefs.
It's kind of distressing to find someone who thinks that the above bit of nonsense is remotely scientific...
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