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Song Parodies -> "Enterprize"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Enterprize"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I got a good job flying starships
Captain James T Kirk, Space Corps
And I got a new three-year mission
To boldly go were no-ones gone before

With Kirk on the flight decking
Enterprize keep on trekking
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed

First mate Spock is a Vulcan
It means his ears are somewhat over-sized
But inside he's still a big softy
I guess he's only partly Vulcanized

Captain's log keep logging
Enterprize keep on jogging
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed

I got my eye on Lieutenant Uhura
She's a real foxy chick, you know
I think of her a lot, e-specially when Scotty
Says "She canna take it she's gonna blow"

Warp drives keep on blowing
Enterprize keep on going
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed

The medic on board is called McCoitus
At least that's what I think he said
Now, I don't mean to mock but if he's such a good doc
Why'd he always end up saying "Jim, he's dead"?

Crew hands keep on dying
Enterprize keep on flying
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed

Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed
Boldly, boldly, boldly on at lightspeed

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Johnny D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You made it so!
Rick D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Made me laugh, liked "Partly vulcanized" .
Rick D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Afterthought --You forgot someone----------Pilot by the name of Sulu/ --Doesn't get to say too much /--Seems to be the only guy on board/ ---Who can handle the stick and clutch// While he just sits there shifting--The Enterprize keeps space-rifting.....
Steve Kalafut - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was a five-year mission. In your case, the mission is to boldly go where no parodist has gone before.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow! very impressive Phil.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow! very impressive Phil.
Johnny D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Well if Rick can suggest an additional verse for Mr. Sulu, so can I, for Mr. Chekov:

Chekov is the token Russian
Monkees-hairdo, and, an accent so strange
His speech needs addressing
It will keep you guessing
When his double-yoo’s and vee’s interchange

Johnny D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm, that last line might have been funnier if I'd written it

When his W's and V's interchange

Rick D - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I knew someone was going to jump in and do that. and I was betting on you, Johnny!
Quark - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Lucky betting, hoo-mahn. Here's your 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum. Now try your hand at my Dabo table (heh heh heh).
Odo - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahem, Quark!
Captain Sisko - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Now Constable, don't get all bent out of shape.
Captain James T. Kirk - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
That was...(long pause) the funniest...(long pause) parody I have ever read...(long pause) in my...(long pause) life! Keep it (long pause) up! Live long and prosper, Phil!
Mr. Chekov - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Da, Pheel, your parody vas wery funny!
Spock - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
The parody was logical but quite irregular.
Dr. "Bones" McCoy - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Dammit Spock, I'm a surgeon, not a proctologist!
Moose - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved your parody Phil but when trying to sing along I had a bit of trouble with the pacing. Maybe it's me though...I'm not much of a parody writer myself so I guess I can't be complaining to loudly.
Peregrin - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job Phil
Phil Alexander - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice to come back to find such fun comments- I especially loved the extra verses Rick & Johnny. Thanks all.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Did Tina Turner sing this one? Anyway, I guess I KTOS either way and had great fun singin' along.
Charlie Decker - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Another ancient amiright classic. Nice job!
Agrimorfee - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Hummm. Going against the grain here...this must be old, because I've seen other songs from you that were better than this.
MysteryGoat - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS but it's Star Trek so that really doesn't matter now does it.
Guy - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-E) Quite warped. Well done Phil.
Johnny D - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Klingon, Klingon harvest moon, up in the sky...
Scathe - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-E) .......
Stuart McArthur - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above - I loved the "Jim he's dead" line - had to work a bit to get the pacing going right, but when I eventually did, it flowed a treat
2nz - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Not much of a Trekker and couldn't find a recording of the OS, but even an un-Vulcanized youngster like me can appreciate the 'Jim, he's dead" line. Keep on Trekkin', Phil.
Jeff Reuben - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--It's worse than that...well done, Jim!

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