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Song Parodies -> "He's A User"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Loser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"He's A User"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Unfortunately, another true story... I'd better stop there lest I run the risk of identifying the person concerned.
He's a user
He's a user
And he can't read what's in front of him

Of all the systems I've sold and installed
There is one guy I wish had never called
He phones each day saying something don't work
I should have known it's just him being a jerk

He's a user
And I think he's really rather dim
He's a user
And he can't read what's in front of him

Although the labelling on it is clear
He'll get it wrong - he ain't no engineer
Once the system's gone from my control
You know he'll plug it back in the wrong hole

He's a user
I'm telling you he's thick as s**t
He's a user
Twice the brains would make him a half-wit

What have I done to deserve such a fate
I'd love to tell him to go procreate
Maybe next time commonsense will prevail
Sometimes it might be worth losing the sale

He's a user
And I wish he'd learn to use his brain
He's a user
Because he's driving me insane

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Peregrin - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
That is fantastic, Phil! Very funny and yes, accurate!
Royce Miller - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil-another fine parody; I'm sort of astounded at the Beatles songs that I don't know, though. I've realized this because of Amiright; guess I'll have to brush up on Beatles songs.
Robert De User - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
You talkin' bout me? You talkin' bout me?
Rick D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, work related songs. I know this guy. Good rant.
Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, so true, so true...my wife works for a scientist who's always whining about this or that allegedly going wrong with his e-mail or the network etc etc etc blah blah blah...when the woman who is responsible for desktop support goes to his office to investigate, she frequently tells my wife that it's probably another case of "user error". Great parody! SYSTEM COMPLETION CODE = 555
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Rats! I thought this was gonna be another Limbaugh parody.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 30, 2003 - Report this comment
sigh....5's as usual what else can we say....
Glyn - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, it's both M...... + A....., a first visit to this site - nice one Phil, see you soon.
Peter Andersson - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
There are two types of users you know, at least you don't work in the field where the cops goes after the dealers... ;-)

Also, I recently heard the terms "error 40" (when the problem is located 40 centimeters from the screen) and "Vanilla" (default settings for error 40 users) but you have probably already heard them both.
Phil Alexander - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
"Vanilla" is a common expression wrt computers & software generally, but it's the first time I've come across "Error 40"... I like that one :-)
Peter Andersson - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I got a parody idea along the lines of "vanilla" out of this exchange. One of those rare but lovely ideas that almost write themselves over TOL (The Original Lyrics). That said, I've still used these two days to polish it and if it's up tomorrow I will supply an mp3 as listening aid (since it's to an old hit) as quickly as possible after the update.

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