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Song Parodies -> "A Parodista, I"

Original Song Title:

"A Wandering Minstrel, I"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"A Parodista, I"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Another submission for Stuart's G&S extravanganza.
A parodista, I
No writer from the sewer
I write what's clean and pure
And never a titty in sight

I want my favourite site
To stop bein' oh, so mucky
That's why I'm helping Chucky
To clean up amiright
To clean up a-a-a-miright

Are you in a licencious mood?
Oh, shame on you!
Sha-a-a-a-a-ame on you
Why are you writing songs so crude?
You shameless crew
Sha-a-a-a-a-ame on you
I've sampled your pick-and-mix
With songs of lovers' pr..edilictions
And great big d..igits
And cheeks askew!
Sha-a-a-a-a-ame on you

So when you're writing something pornographic
Know pornographic parodies are wrong
And when it's all explicit-ally graphic
A scandalous and smutty sort of song
Instead you could try something educational
On grammar, trigonometry or light
And if it's rather silly or irrational
At least, at least it's clean, and so is Amiright

So no big bouncing boobs for me
No buttocks firm and round
No saucy maids, no fishnet tights
Will e'er be seen here at amiright
Nor, never leather-bound!

No doubling entend-er-ers
And anything obscene'll
Be punish-ed with virtual whips
When the whip cracks
Around your knackers
It'll bring you to your knees, yeo ho!
For a punishment that's penal

A parodista, I
No writer from the sewer
I write what's clean and pure
Let's clean up amiright
Let's clean up a-a-a-miright

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Major-General Johnny D - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Sir Philbo, brilliant! And, like you, I would not even mention in a comment on a parody such nasty things as big bouncing boobs, or buttocks firm and round, or saucy maids, or even (gasp) "fishnet" tights!
John Barry - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, brilliant.
Dee Range - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the best, if not THE best, of the PWP. Being the clean writer was never so much fun, I reckon :-))
Rick C - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS sorry, Phil. I've really got to check out some G&S. I'm missing out on a lot here. Brilliantly written.
Stuart McArthur - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Lovely work, Mayor Phil, and it slots in beautifully - into the now completed 36-page work, which will be up on the MB by Tuesday, Mayor Phil (to provide a teaser) - 555
Sweet Indigo - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh alas, DKTOS, as I still haven't seen the Mikado yet, but I loved it, and gave it 555 anyway, possibly just because it wasn't a parody of Modern Major General! :D I'm ashamed to say I enjoyed the innuendo :)
Sweet Indigo - August 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I saw the Mikado for the third time last week (yes, I may be a little G&S mad), and I think my original score still stands :)

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