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Song Parodies -> "Hard Rock Eurovision"

Original Song Title:

"Hard Rock Hallelujah"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hard Rock Eurovision"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Lordy! Lordi won the Eurovision Song Contest...
Hard Rock Eurovision
Hard Rock Eurovision

Europe is humbled
Finland's won tonight
All the other songs were just limp-wristed shite

Euro-pop is rent asunder
The power we bring
We look like extras from
Lord of the Rings

All we need is latex
For make-up and axe
Under half an inch of face paint
"We are the Winners"
Lithuania sang
Sorry, but oh no you ain't

Lordy, Lordi's won with hard rock Eurovision
And he's got wings I reckon he's gonna fly
Lordy, Lordi's rocking hard rock Eurovision
Voting Finland's an unnatural high

Malta: nul points
France - not much more
We spilt Las Ketchup all over the floor
On the day of "Rockoning"
Who cares who wins?
We're gonna stomp all over those Latvi-ins

All we need is latex
To cover our face
While we beat Estonia'n Republic of Mace-
Donia, and Turkey as well
Bosnia and Herz-
Egovina, and Israel

Lordy, Lordi's won with hard rock Eurovision
Fifty-to-one shot is shooting up high
Lordy, Lordi's rocking hard rock Eurovision
Must be Finland's most unnatural guy

Moldova's Arse-
Nium with Natalia G
UK's singing rap
With a capital C
Then there's Sweden
Says she's Invincible
Ha ha! No it's a different kind of "bull"

Hard Rock Eurovision
Hard Rock Eurovision
Hard Rock Eurovision
Hard Rock Eurovision

Lordy, Lordi's won with hard rock Eurovision
And Lordi ain't really a satanic guy
Lordy, Lordi's rocking hard rock Eurovision
The winner's Finland's own Uruk-hai

Hard Rock Eurovision

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 18

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 3   1
 4   5
 5   9

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Hallelujah! Over here the country's devided, halv the interested people can't believe what happened and that poor Carola who was gonna be the first ever female to win twice didn't do so (I think Irish Johnny Logan won twice, hence "first ever female". I can easily take it though, especially since I wrote the (now) only ever Lordi parody before they reached All-European Fame. Also, I know you're interested in football Phil so may I suggest you take a look at "Would you love a monsterman" to see if "Would you love a German Fan" or something like that for the World Cup, it take it would get more bite if it comes from a Limey! As for the parody I'm giving it 455 because the pacing was a bit stressed in places, I guess you wrote this in one session after the victory last night. Still a great idea though! :-)
alvin rhodes - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
odd..i like it
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought you'd enjoy this, Peter - have to say that I did find the pacing hard to match, 'cause the OS stresses words in all the wrong places. When tweaking, I kept changing it from something that had the same scansion and stress pattern to something that sang better but didn't fit so well. Ah, well. It'll be interesting to see if you start seeing Lordi records in the shops now.
Larry Hensley - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
'Twas a nice parody
Rick C - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting and funny. 555
storm - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
terribly funny, good job!! great, actually! and it doesn't say anything to bother the fans, it's just the truth.
pete_bullet_182 - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
lmao, extras from lord of the rings, gr8 line 5-5-5
OWA_WOHAH - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody . The end is great. The ancient Roman god of underworld, Orcus, or Hades from ancient Greece was in Eurovision 2006 contest.
AllmightyDevil - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
nice song dude's :D
Tasos - June 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Great, fascinating I would say! Hard Rock Halleluya was the best song of the contest!
ijadesatan - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
lordy son la polla desde espaƱa son la puta polla como todos los k apollan el rock duro soy satanika pero tanto lordy como los grupos satanicos apollan la libertad de espresion muy pronto llegaremos a ser los mejores arriva satanas

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