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Song Parodies -> "Old Age"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Old Age"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I guess I'm not as young as I used to be....
You don't wanna hang out
So get the girdle out
Old age
Yes your stomach has grown
It's down on the ground
Old age

It ain't nice, It ain't nice, It ain't nice,
Old age.

Your brush holds more hair
Than you got up there
Old age.
When you get her to bed
You want to sleep instead
Old age.

It ain't nice, It ain't nice, It ain't nice,
Old age.

You've a dicky heart
Dry dreams, wet farts
Old age.
Pick up one six-pack
And you'll strain your back
Old age.

It ain't nice, It ain't nice, It ain't nice,
Old age.

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Jeff Reuben - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Suddenly, I don't feel quite so old anymore. At least I'm not that bad off yet.
Royce Miller - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, enjoyed your parody.
Yoness - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Dry dreams, wet farts...Very nice!
Wild Man - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
You know your old when you get off your Harley, and your hurting.
Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
A good idea not very strongly executed. The joke used to be, You know you're getting old when you mention the Beatles, and somebody says, "Wow, Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings?" Now, it would have to be, "Wow, Dave Grohl was in a band before Foo Fighters?" Actually, no, he wasn't.
Billy Florio - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Phil...annd Michael...Dave Grohl was in a band before Nirvana
Peregrin - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it Phil.
The Great Karlando - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one, I also liked the dry dreams and wet farts thing.
Phil Alexander - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, guys: I have to admit that the "dry dreams/wet farts" idea is plagiarised from Kevin Bloody Wilson... but the rest is mine :-)

Hey, Wild Man: especially if you didn't even start it up ;-)
Johnny D - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, you young whipper-snapper.

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