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Song Parodies -> "The Euro-Army"

Original Song Title:

"The Folk Song Army"

Original Performer:

Tom Lehrer

Parody Song Title:

"The Euro-Army"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I can't help but think that if the EU ever does decide to have a single European army, it's going to be kind of shambolic. So here's a song about it...
We are the Euro-army
The fighting force of today
We work together, take orders in English
That is, except les Fran├žais

We'll fight alongside the Germans
If we ever go to war
And if the image seems kinda familiar
Well, we've fought "with" 'em one or two times before

We're working out rules of engagement
Addressing all our members' fears
And soon we'll be ready for battle
In only nine or ten years

So join in the Euro-army
From no conflict will we baulk
So come on you Spanish, Italians and Belgians

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but an interesting read
Laurence Dunne - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Ready aim talk HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 555
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I take it you're not a Europhile, Phil (phile, Phil....I kill myself sometimes) :-) 555
Phil Alexander - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I am a bit, as it happens: it's a bit like a lot of Microsoft programs, in that I think the concept's great, but the implementation sucks.
Rex - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking of European armies, I hear Lithuania has adopted the old U.S. slogan of "an army of one". Except in their case it's literal. Good work.
John Jenkins - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent satire.
Churchill - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
'Tis better to jaw-jaw than to war-war, but sometimes you must war-war rather than jaw-jaw.

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