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Song Parodies -> "Smokin' a Quarter"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke on the Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Purple

Parody Song Title:

"Smokin' a Quarter"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

"Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs it leads to f*****' carpentry" -Dennis Leary
We all went Amsterdamming
On the freezing North Sea shoreline
To get totally immobile
We didn't have much time
Green Rizla and some others
Rolled the best joint around
But some stupid masturbator
Dropped the thing on the ground
Smokin' a quarter - higher than a kite
Smokin' a quarter

We fired up a resin pipe
We tried with an awful sound
Funky Claude was running in and out
Of all the head shops around
Threw up from a blowback
We had to find another place
But Dutch dope was running out
We went out, bought another case
Smokin' a quarter - higher than a kite
Smokin' a quarter

We ended up with a ten-foot bong
It was empty, we didn't care
'Cause with the coffee shop stock being just inside
Getting our grass in there
With a few red lights and a few good seeds
We got a hit so hot
Was that a doobie full of righteous weed?
Don't know, no I already forgot
Smokin' a quarter - higher than a kite
Smokin' a quarter

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Meriadoc - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like the voice of ultra-experience speaking here! ;-D
Johnny D - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
What Meriadoc said, dude.....along with three 5's......mmm-mmm.... ;-D
Melhi - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Phil!
Peregrin - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
That was funny, Phil ! You seem to know all about this !

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