You kneed, I fell
It hurt like hell
And that was only the start
You kissed them better
Guess I let ya
Tea-bag your way to my heart

But I had to stay
Couldn't walk away
I'll always ache for you
I can't run or walk,
Don't talk, only squawk
I'll always ache for you

How come you keep on wrecking balls?
Was never hit so hard down there
Thought you'd like a little harmless schmalz
Then you raised your knee and de-e-e-ecked me
Yeah, you wre-e-e-ecked me

You put me down
Upon the ground
But still, I still haven't learned
That there's no way
I'd leave today
All bridges have been burned

And so, there I lay
Oh, so helplessl-ay
I'll always ache for you
Your lips they can heal
And yet still I feel
I'll always ache for you

How come you keep on wrecking balls?
You hit so very hard, my love
Your knee went smashing through my smalls
The end result: you bre-e-eak me

How come you keep on wrecking balls?
Yeah, I just crossed my eyes and fell
And then doubled up in pain, I sprawl
You lean over and inspe-e-ect me
Check you wre-e-e-ecked me

I feel a little in the wars
Like my testes are on fire
And I know that you're the cause
I sing this song an octave higher
More than a little in the wars
My testicles burn like fire
I sing at least an octave higher

There's one thing I know
For the video
I'll be wearing a box

How come you keep on wrecking balls?
Was never hit so hard, oh nuts
So inflamed, spread wall-to-walls
You stepped up and you de-e-e-ecked me

How come you keep on wrecking balls?
Did you think that I was too well hung?
Crawl away from you on all fours
Did you really hate an er-e-e-ect me?
Yeah, you, you wre-e-ecked me

Yeah, you, you wre-e-ecked me