Where have all the odd girls gone
I've got one here with me
And she scores twelve out of ten
For eccentricity
I'm talking more than weird, I mean really, really queer
Late at night when the full moon's up, she turns into a female deer

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Yes she's a weredoe
I'm going out with a weredoe in the full moon light
She's gotta be odd
And she's gotta be strange
And she's gotta be one big surprise
Yeah she's a weredoe
I'm going out with a weredoe hoping she doesn't bite
She's got a big heart
And she's got a big hind
And she's got those two big goo-goo eyes

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
I never thought that I could meet
Someone so much weirder than me
Chasing round the Underground, riding on the bus
I bet you never seen a couple half as strange as us

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Yes she's a weredoe
I'm going out with a weredoe in the full moon light

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You might consider having tattoos is strange
Or your hair dyed pink and green
Or having piercings everywere
Well, that's just routine
She was only a girl when we went upstairs
With too much left unsaid
Can't you see Officer,
That's why you found a deer in my bed
.in my bed
..in my bed
...in my bed

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