Crawlin' louts around the world
Are you drinkin' in the city heat?
Summer's here and the pressure's on:
Stop drinking in the street
They're lapping up Bacardi
Drinkin' WKD
An' beer and whisky

Next they're gonna vomit.. hurrgh! vomit
There'll be vomit everywhere
They'll be pukin', pissin', so it's our mission
Stop drinkin' in the street

Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you ain't bare
So come on, every guy, drop the beer
Take it home - no drinkin' here
No more drinkin'
No drinkin' in the street

'Cause it's our new position
Is prohibition
Not drunk and indiscreet
Stopping swigging and sighting of drunken fighting
And drinkin' in the street

Smirnoff Ice - throw away
Budweiser has to go now
Yeah don't forget the Irish Whiskey

And they play their music, loud music
Playing music everywhere
But the pressure's growin' to just say "no one"
No drinkin' in the street

Oh, it doesn't matter, rich or poor
'Cause we're gonna change the law
So come on, put that bloody bottle down
Everywhere around the town
Stop that drinkin'
That drinkin' in the street

Hooper's Reef - not today
Archers Aqua Peach, no
Yeah don't forget the Vodka Red Bull
No drinkin' down in Vladivar Veba
Not to mention Tennants or Stella Artois
Blah, blah
Yada yada yada
(repeat to intoxication)