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Song Parodies -> "Blue Pill"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Pill"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Who knows how long I've loved you
You know I love you still
Can I carry on till lunchtime
From just one little blue pill?

For if I'm ever sore, you
Will still not let me stop
Doesn't matter if it's battered
You still won't let Philip flop

Love you forever and forever
Love you with all my length
Love you whenever you're in leather
Love you 'til I lose strength

And when at last it wears off
My shlong's no longer there
I won't worry 'bout rejection
If I don't rise to inspection
For to gain one more erection, I'll take
Yet one more blue pill
Blue pill

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Peter Andersson - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
And here I was exspecting a song about The Matrix... :-)
Matthias - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
That would be a good idea Peter this was a good raunchy parody though.... You should check out my raunchy parody today too:
Hammer Man - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Joanna Rutkowska - February 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought you were technical type person too, Mr. Alexandrov. Vas expecting song about my Vista kernel aTTack and virtualization attack. But this is funny too, -- Vista, Viagra, what's the difference -- both deal with flops.
Phil Alexander - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Peter - now, there's an idea... "Who knows if this is real/Is Morpheus just ill?/Will I wake outside the matrix/If I take this small blue pill

Hammer Man - I suppose compared to a hammer, it is subtle ;-)

Joanna Turtleska - no, this one was Poles apart..
Joanna - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
If had pole -- or Pole --, would not need pill. ...Pole men do not need pill -- strong, like tractor. Not like vimpy Lim(p)eys and the Yank-ers. (LOL @ comeback!)

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