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Song Parodies -> "So Go To Hell"

Original Song Title:

"So Long, Farewell"

Original Performer:

The von Trapp Family (Sound of Music)

Parody Song Title:

"So Go To Hell"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

It's time for me to be an old fogey and complain about the manners of children today. Not mine, of course. Oh, no! My children would *never* be this rude (unless, of course, I decide to record this ;-) )
[Governess:]
There's a sad lack of couthness
From the youth of today
You never hear a "how'd you do?"
And up in the nursery the words that I heard
Sounded much more like a rude "***k you" (***k you)
"***k you" (***k you)

So frequently we tell 'em, (***k you)
And vainly we compel 'em (***k you)
To show some courtesy to you...

[Children:]
So go to hell, you lickspittle gobshite
You want to step outside and have a fight?

You're s***, you smell, I defecate on you
On you, on you, and you and you and you

Sod off, and stick it where the sun don't shine
That's what you w***ers should do with champigne

You're thick, and dumb, if brains were dynamite
You could not even give a fag a light
You're sh*te

I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie.
Just look at all you ****ers, you'll see why

[Herr von Krapp:]
Now get upstairs, I'll only tell you once
**** knows just where they get it from, the ****s
The ****s
[Herr von Krapp and Governess:]
The ****s
[Everyone:]
The ****s

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Steve K. - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This would make a great South Park episode. Nice use of the British accent on "champigne".
John Barry - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely nasty.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Admit it Phil, you had to resort to writing this to get those kids of yours to spend a little weekend "quality" time with dad without having to give up your own quality time with your favorite hobby... :-)
Stuart McArthur - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Expose: "TSOM - The True Story" - this is more believable, Phil - LOL - 555
AFW - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I like show tune parodies...and this is a funny one..fives..
alvin rhodes - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
julie andrews probably wouldn't like it, but i do...5s
Phil Alexander - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, everyone.
Julie Andrews - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I am shocked and appalled....and I loved every minute of it! 555!
Red Ant - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this parody may have set a new Amiright record for the most asterisks used in a parody ( 48 is alot of *s ). :)
Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Somebody should tell those bratty kids to shut their Von Trapps. 5's
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm confused, Phil...I can't work out what the deleted word that rhymes with "once" is....maybe you could help me out. ;-) 555
Phil Alexander - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
er... "dunce", yes, that's it. "Dunce". Honest.
Rod Worden - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This was insanely hilarious, Phil! Great job, I'm still laughing.

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