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Song Parodies -> "Zero-G"

Original Song Title:

"Refugee"

Parody Song Title:

"Zero-G"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

We both goin' into orbit
We been told a lot about it
Goin' in a rocket, out into space
Gravity, just forget it.

Listen, sounds like we're gonna be free
Baby, fly like two birds shall we, we'll
Go "Wheee!" (Wheee!)
Floating round in zero-G

Somewhere up there, I know there is a
Super space station
When we get there, we'll float around
'Cause up there, there's no gravitation, but...

Honey, it ain't so brilliant for me:
'Cause... you need a vacuum cleaner to pee
You see (see), it ain't all fun in zero-G (Ain't all fun in zero-G)
No baby (baby), it ain't all fun in zero-G (Ain't all fun in zero-G)

Baby, please don't throw up
Cleaning up vomit's gonna be kinda hard, but
Gonna fly like a superhero
As gravity decreases to zero

Somewhere, somewhen, somebody told me
Candles don't burn long
You say "and now I'm free, free falling"
But ain't that a different song?

Honey, we're gonna be weight-free
Baby, 'cause there ain't no gravit-tee
You know I can't wait to get into zero-G (Can't wait to get to zero-G)
No (no) Can't wait to get into zero-G (Can't wait to get to zero-G)
Baby, I wanna float round in zero-G

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jeff Reuben - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Will the votes be weighted for this one? Guess not. Still, 5s.
Johnny D - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Ingeniously clever, considering Tom Petty's other song "Free Falling".
John Barry - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
5s Gs. Nice job, Phil. I've been trying to figure out something to do with this one.
Red Ant - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
15 G's for you. Hope the shuttle launch(es) in May work out okay.
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Orbiterrific!!! 555
Melhi - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Outta this world, Phil!
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
great concept...fives for "zero"
Phil Alexander - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeff - well, it still has mass, but no weight. Having said that.. OK, no mass either - it's a web page
JD - I don't actually know "Free Falling", but felt I had to include a quote from it 'cause it is rather appropriate
JB - you could always do one about that world-famous celebrity "Gina G" ;-)
Red Ant - it's the shuttle lunches I'm more interested in ;-)
Kristof- well, what goes around, comes around
Melhi - I'm running out of quips, here...
Alvin - I think you left out the "three, two, one" bit :-)
:-) Thanks, everyone
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Far out!

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