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Song Parodies -> "Glue Your Toupée"

Original Song Title:

"Go Your Own Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Glue Your Toupée"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Some advice for my follicly-challenged fellows
Using glue is an uptight thing to do
If it flies, we'd all know it isn't real
If it did, then you would look quite absurd
Wind is high - some advice, take it from me:

{Chorus}
You could glue your toupée (glue your toupée)
You could watch it come off, and blow away
You could glue your toupée
Glue your toupée


Tell me why you have to wear that rug
Like a big guinea pig riding on you
Think you should, maybe say "shucks" to the world
Lighten up, or there's just one thing to do:

{Chorus}

You could glue your toupée (glue your toupée)
You could watch it come off, and blow away
(Watch it blow away)
You could glue your toupée (glue your toupée)
You can stick it for another windy day
(Another windy day)
You can glue your toupée
Hoping vainly, it's gonna stay
(Maybe it's gonna stay)

You could glue your toupée (glue your toupée)
Oops! There it goes... it's blown away

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Rick C - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm still laughing! 555
Kristof Robertson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil...have you been taking covert photos of me again? ;-). Been trying to think of a good angle for this OS for ages, but won't do better than this. 555
LadyGaladriel - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice. 5s.
Dr. Bosley ( Red Ant ) - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd recommend a hair transplant. Untill then, stick with the glue. 555.
Michael Pacholek - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
So you're saying that if we don't vote you fives (Oh, no, Mike, don't say it!), there's gonna be hell toupee? (He said it!)
AFW - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
good one for fives..
Paul Robinson - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Phil, just off the top of my head I'm gonna have to give you 5's hair...uh, er...here...
Jeff Reuben - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done!
Johnny D - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Advice for The Trumpmeister, eh?
Lan - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
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McKludge - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha! Phil, You've been spammed! Did the guy at least leave a vote?
UnKnownVotress - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Phil, this is cute & the lines move: Very enjoyable read!

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