Song Parodies -> UDP
| Original Song Title: | "TNT" |
| Original Performer: | AC/DC |
| Parody Song Title: | "UDP" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Guess who's just been finding out what UDP (the User Datagram Protocol) can do?
I can cast to any subnet
On your L.A.N. I.P.
Don't need a handshake, no
Unlike TCP
TFTP uses me
So does DNS
I use checksum
To check what's right
'Cause I'm connectionless
'Cause I'm UDP
I'm fast and light
UDP
Size field: two bytes
UDP
So each data node
UDP
Kilobyte paylo-o-oad
I'm speedy, slick
I'm dirty and quick
I'm a datagram:
User Datagram Protocol
Understand?
So use me when streaming
Use me for games
Use me for video
And finding domains
So if you don't give a toss
About any data loss
Then use UDP
I'm fast and light
UDP
Size field: two bytes
UDP
So each data node
UDP
Kilobyte paylo-o-oad
UDP (Joy! Joy! Joy!)
(repeat multicast to every receiving lughole)
On your L.A.N. I.P.
Don't need a handshake, no
Unlike TCP
TFTP uses me
So does DNS
I use checksum
To check what's right
'Cause I'm connectionless
'Cause I'm UDP
I'm fast and light
UDP
Size field: two bytes
UDP
So each data node
UDP
Kilobyte paylo-o-oad
I'm speedy, slick
I'm dirty and quick
I'm a datagram:
User Datagram Protocol
Understand?
So use me when streaming
Use me for games
Use me for video
And finding domains
So if you don't give a toss
About any data loss
Then use UDP
I'm fast and light
UDP
Size field: two bytes
UDP
So each data node
UDP
Kilobyte paylo-o-oad
UDP (Joy! Joy! Joy!)
(repeat multicast to every receiving lughole)
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