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Song Parodies -> "Iron Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

No prizes for guessing what I was doing when I wrote this one ;-)
- - - I AM IRON MAN - - -

Frequently ignored
Stands before the ironing board
Iron in his hand
Pressing clothes at her command

Is he in a dream
As the iron fires out steam
Neverending clothes
Ironed pile grows and grows

All he wants to see
Something good on the TV
It would pass the time
CSI for prime-time crime

Nobody helps him
He just irons alone
Playing with lyrics
Words to a Sabbath song

Now the time is here
For Iron Man to drink beer
Now's the time for fun
Parody is almost done

Nobody helps him
He writes lyrics alone
Dial-up connection
Now he's posting his song

Amiright transfixed
Twenty-thousand mousey clicks
Voting everyone
Iron Man at number one!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 30

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   4
 3   7
 4   1
 5   15

User Comments

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Billy Florio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
let me were baking a cake when you wrote this?
Wild Man - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Never touch the contraption. The wife sends it all to the cleaners.
Phil - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I was sitting at a computer when I typed it up... but it was nearly all written by the ironing board: I quite like ironing, it gives a useful occupation to the hands while letting the mind roam free. Quite a few of my parodies have been written while ironing.
Adagio - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Want to do my ironing? I'm being thoughtful, it will give you more parodies. :D That was a good read!
Good question - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the 2nd best parody I've read on this site so far.
Phil Alexander - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah... thank you, Good question: seems you've been trawling the Sabbath parodies - did you spot this one:
mac - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Shoulda got more votes... This is quite a good song... here's three 5s from me.... 30 more it's #1
Phil Alexander - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers, mac - do you think there are enough people who remember Black Sabbath still compos mentis enough to vote?
Charlie Decker - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved it, Phil my man. 5s all around!
ld98 - January 12, 2008 - Report this comment
the best song ever three 5s from me
hi - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
three 5s all the way i feel like that every day

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