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Well the sign I could see
Said 20kV
And she should have read the one that said "Beware"
So I went to go find her mother, ooh
When I saw her standin' hair.

Well, in came her mum,
Who did something dumb
She did something wrong, must have been unaware
So I went to go find their brother
When I saw their standin' hair.

Well, he found a broom,
And he crossed that room,
But he must have missed that si-ign

Whoah, he howled in fright
As his eyebrows set alight
And before too long -you guessed- he was stuck there
Sister and brother and mother... ooh
And I saw their standing hair

Called the fire brigade
Who were much delayed
And came in in one great long li-ine

Whoah, they came rather late
And forgot to insulate
And before too long - yep, they too were stuck there
I can't believe - yet another... ooh
As I saw their standing hair
Yes, I saw their standing hair
Well I saw their standing.....

...hair