OK, so she's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
Not a "go fetch the stick" but an "outa here quick" sort o' dog

(Dog) In my head, well I could see her undressed
(Dog) It was a shame to find out she was possessed
(She's a dog) She's being controlled just like some kind a slave
(Dog) Now she wants to send me to an early grave
But since we are all kitted out for busting a ghost
Watch us turn this prehistoric bitch into toast

(Dog) The way you look you would be better off dead
(Dog) Don't come near me or we'll blow you to shreds
(She's a Dog) Don't try to kiss her or you'll come to grief
(Dog) Don't like the thought of me between those teeth
Keep looking if you want to see an act with some class
We're coming, we're looking and we're kicking its ass

When I met you you were oh so sweet
Now you got a tail and big slavery teeth
You're always howlin' and barkin' out loud
You're gonna end up in a mushroom cloud

OK, so she's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
Not a "go fetch the stick" but an "outa here quick" sort o' dog

When I met you you were oh so sweet
Now you got a tail and big slavery teeth
You're always howlin' and barkin' out loud
You're gonna end up in a mushroom cloud

OK, so she's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
She's a dog (Dog dog slavering dog)
Not a "go fetch the stick" but an "outa here quick" sort o' dog