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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Take Off Her Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Gonna Make You A Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Essex

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Take Off Her Bra"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

A scene from one of those teen movies I remember from my teens (yes, I have got that long a memory), something like "Porkies"...
Oh, I see a hole, and to this hole I put my face
If a teacher come and see me, I'm in disgrace
Well I know I'm a cheeky bleeder
But she's a cheerleader
And I don't care what the rules are
They're gonna show soon:
She's gonna take off her bra

Well they say she's siliconey
And I can believe it
But that bra's just holding on - how does it achieve it?
Well I know she got super hips
And I can see she's undoing the clips
So I don't care what the rules are
I'm gonna know soon:
She's gonna take off her bra, yeah

She's gonna take off her bra
She's gonna take off her bra

Oh, eye to the hole, and through the hole I can see her face
(What's going on here)
Now a teacher's come and caught me, he take my place
So I know he ain't gonna sneak
He's had a long peek
But you see we don't care what the rules are
We're gonna know soon
She's gonna take off her bra-ee-a-ee-a-ee-a-ee, yeah
Yeah

She's gonna take off her bra
She's gonna take off her bra
She's gonna take off her bra
She's gonna take off her bra
She's gonna take off her bra

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Rick D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, Phil. The movie was "Porky's", and featured a very young Kim Cattrell. Howard Stern is supposedly working on a re-make.
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I doubly approve this parody.

Sincerely,
-- Johnny DD
Stuart McArthur - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, all my teenage fantasies summarised here, Phil
John Barry - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for cheeky bleeder/cheerleader
Kristof Robertson - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a filthy bugger, aren't you, Phil? Loved it...555
Johnny D - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
He's not a filthy bugger. He's a Philthy bugger.
P. Pete - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Bra-vo! size five's
alvin rhodes - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
triple D-lightful
Rick C - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
The bra was nicely Philled ! 555

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