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Song Parodies -> "-gina In Your Hand"

Original Song Title:

"China In Your Hand"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"-gina In Your Hand"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

This is, I guess, a father's reaction to some of his daughter's pop heros. I hope it's not too adult a theme for amiright, but then it's what our children are watching, anyway.
It was a dream she had
Of a scheme she had
Of herself when she stood on stage
And desireable
Looking older than her age

It was the sight when she
Was on MTV
That blew me right away
And made me lose my temper once again

Oh hands move putting makeup on
Now TV cameras turn giving dreams their form
Publicity for a fantasy
The curse of a teenage mind

You look a tart with your va
-gina in your hands
You ain't too smart
Because you're under age
Don't understand it
Explain it to my daughter
She thinks that she's a fan
-gina in your hand

Far as I can see
Your choreography
Must be seen as utter failure
As you writhe and pout
Will your tits fall out
As you clutch your genitalia
Does the song you sing
Mean anything
Vapid words to a simple tune

You look a tart with your va
-gina in your hands
You ain't too smart
Because you're under age
Don't understand it
Explain it to my daughter
She's eight and she's a fan
-gina in your hand

-gina in your hand
In your hand
(repeat ad lib)

We take a chance when watching MTV
Then you go too far
In the hope of more publicity
Yeah! -gina in your hand
But they're only dreams
And you shouldn't push too far

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 12

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Rick D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I know what you mean. I have a 16 yo girl . What's the point of an envelope if you can't push it? By the way Phil, I've moved right up next to you. Somehow symbolically comforting.
Phil Alexander - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmm.. as I write this, only thirty behind - see you next week ;-)

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