It was a dream she had
Of a scheme she had
Of herself when she stood on stage
Admirable
And desireable
Looking older than her age

It was the sight when she
Was on MTV
That blew me right away
And made me lose my temper once again

Oh hands move putting makeup on
Now TV cameras turn giving dreams their form
Publicity for a fantasy
The curse of a teenage mind

You look a tart with your va
-gina in your hands
You ain't too smart
Because you're under age
Don't understand it
Explain it to my daughter
She thinks that she's a fan
-gina in your hand

Far as I can see
Your choreography
Must be seen as utter failure
As you writhe and pout
Will your tits fall out
As you clutch your genitalia
Does the song you sing
Mean anything
Vapid words to a simple tune

You look a tart with your va
-gina in your hands
You ain't too smart
Because you're under age
Don't understand it
Explain it to my daughter
She's eight and she's a fan
-gina in your hand

-gina in your hand
In your hand
(repeat ad lib)

We take a chance when watching MTV
Then you go too far
In the hope of more publicity
Yeah! -gina in your hand
But they're only dreams
And you shouldn't push too far